New Year Resolutions - Page 3

fanticys. I like #4

I resolve to NEVER make any more New Years resolutions ever again... Unless somebody already said that, in which case I resolve to ONLY masturbate when no one is looking, from now on

Good to know I'm not the only one who has that problem... That's an ackward way to come home.

"Mr. Watson, we found your son masturbating on a passed out homeless man... Ummm... *holding back laughter*... Ha... We'll let you handle this one. BWAHAHAHA"

That's happened more than once...










































... Just kidding... Big time, just kidding.

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ORIGINAL: ZedEx

1. Start working out again... I'm getting kind of soft.
2. Get another Girl Friend, I'm bored of being single.
3. Jump off a building, I want to see what it feels like.
4. Destroy a Ricer's car, I want to see what it feels like.
5. Kill the rich, so I can take their nice things.

... What were we talking about again?

im gonna do number 1 and yea i gotta get me a new gurl
does fallin off count as jumping
and i destroyed enough ricers

I thought you ment actualy going out and running them off the road or just watchin them blow up.

Falling does not count as jumping... At least that's what I told the judge when I was charged with Sexual HERASSment.

"Seriously, I feel on top of her, I didn't JUMP on her... Yes Sir... Yes Sir... *ackward silence*... Yes, I just SO HAPPENED to kiss her when I FELL on her... DAMNIT! I knew that wouldn't work."

It not my fault she had her legs spread and my thingy was out and up. cough.

And no... I want to go up to a ricer standing in front of his car trying to look pimp. Knock him out with a Chuck Norris round house kick... Take a pick axe to his car, pour bleach into his oil, rev the motor to rev limiter and tie the throttle cable down. Watch the engine blow up. At about this time his loud mouth Girl Friend will be running at me with her hair brush... And at this time I will be round house kicking her as well. Directly after I knock her out, I will procede to pour gasoline on the mangled wreckage that used to be an '88 Honda Accord LX, light the car on fire with a match. Watch it burn. Walk away.

ohh man i wanna see some pics if you do that

YES, you get a gold star for best thought out plan to kill rice, I think they also call that premeditation.

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ORIGINAL: flyboy

YES, you get a gold star for best thought out plan to kill rice, I think they also call that premeditation.

my idea was to get some cook it
put some soy sause and then eat it

just make sure its brown rice if your rez is getting into shape white rice isnt all that great for you

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ORIGINAL: Redgoat

just make sure its brown rice if your rez is getting into shape white rice isnt all that great for you

its all starch i kno but i love white rice

well that work to, I would have you send it to me to be judged but that a lttle far to ship food, speeking of witch, i'm getting really hongery, and my typing in showing it.

then go eat something.. just make sure its healthy

in this house. hahaha. heathy. ahahaha. We'll see.

yeah.. i know what you mean

my house no junk food
its like if i want someting to eat i have to cook
u kno only raw materials
and im to lazy rite now

you can always make toast.. easy, fast and good

well I'm at my parents and all I could find are tostitos.

and the cat want one.