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SlimChriz
7/10/2004 2:24:35 AM
what is it about woman man why cant they eva make up there minds about what they want, and why do we let them come back just to run us over again, why do they promise the world and only give us ****


...remember friends should never let friends drink and post
ImolaS4
7/10/2004 2:40:59 AM
Uhhh... somebody's drunk!

Let it ride Slim. Women will continue to rule our heads if we let 'em. Let it ride.

"No p***y is eva that great!"
SlimChriz
7/10/2004 2:58:22 AM
no? Maybe it is. And maybe im not talkin bout pussy
turboedfbodytt
7/10/2004 3:40:46 AM
quote:

Uhhh... somebody's drunk!
You can say that again..... Man will never understand the mind of a female!!!
SlimChriz
7/10/2004 3:48:45 AM
6 beers does not = drunk that was sarcastic, but I agree with turboedbody
turboedfbodytt
7/10/2004 3:54:33 AM
Unless you can be like Mel Gibson in that movie, What women want.
SlimChriz
7/10/2004 3:57:56 AM
Haha !havnt seen that one yet but I seen the previews and looks like a solution
turboedfbodytt
7/10/2004 4:02:19 AM
Yea it's a funny movie, you'd get a kick out of it...
norcaltrojan
8/4/2004 2:31:12 PM
I believe it was Eddie Murphy who explained it the best when talking about the lack of p***y in a relationship, like when they make you wait for it cuz they say they aren't ready.

"That isn't the best p***y you've ever had!! If you were stranded on an island and you didn't have nothin to eat for 6 months, and someone gave you a cracker, it's gonna be the best damn cracker you've ever had!!
It's the same old p***y you've always had! You just forgot what it felt like cuz you haven't had none of it for 6 months!!"

That was a loose interpretation of the real thing
AudiGirlie
8/18/2004 10:34:29 AM
oh please!!! don't categorize all women b/c one apparantly stomped on your heart! just like there are immature women, there are immature men, and the trick it to find one that you can be best friends with as well as lovers. and trust me, plenty of men promise the world and give us only **** as well. MOVE ON!!!
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ORIGINAL: SlimChriz

what is it about woman man why cant they eva make up there minds about what they want, and why do we let them come back just to run us over again, why do they promise the world and only give us ****


...remember friends should never let friends drink and post
CRAZYHAWK
8/19/2004 6:11:39 PM
Do you know why women close their eyes when they have sex?
CRAZYHAWK
8/19/2004 6:13:11 PM
Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time!!!!
EvilA4
9/5/2004 9:26:40 PM
A womens test in life is material... and mans test in life is a woman. See... men dont like the nice cars... its because the women do. If a man could f*** a woman in a cardboard box... he would. Men are hunters by nature.... the car is the bait. A girl will come up and say "Hmmm... nice car" (tugs on imaginary rope) "Gotcha bitch!"
-Dave Chappell
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