A: no not dressing. i think i'll just go to the door naked.

Q: what do you want for christmas?

pictures of you on halloween[sm=devilgrin.gif]

ever been photographed in a exposed way?

A: no they haven't. i guess i'll be an equal opportunity candy distributor.
Q: what am i thinking?

your woops made me woops.
watch it or i'll have to whoop u

a: I have no idea.

q: WTF is going on here??

A: Do you think you could (we are really out of order here)
Q: What's the nicest compliment someone can pay you?

A: that i'm fun to be with.
Q: what's the nicest compliment to you?

A: I like all compliments, but probably that someone feels confident/complete when I am with them
Q: What's the meanest thing you remember doing?

A: telling my mother "i hate you" when i was a teenager. it was said with fierce anger in my eyes. i'm sure she knew i didn't really mean it.

Q: do you have any real regrets? would you cash in a "do over" chip?

A: probably was a nice guy a few too many times with guys that needed a whoopin and women that needed a little more "attention" than I felt was necessary at the time
Q: Are you comfortable and proud of your body?

A: Comfortable yes. Proud, not quite yet.

Q: Ever been arrested?

a: Nope.

q: Ever been related to a cop??

Sorry. Just realized this had become a "private" conversation...;)

a: Huh??

q: WTF??

A: butt out! it's a private conversation
Q: are you always this rude?;)

A: All the time.

Q: Are you a jerk?

a: Often enough.

q: Have you seen the movie "The Jerk"??

A: Depends who you ask.

Q: Do full moons have a noticeable effect on you?

A: only if you need jerkin'
Q: do you appreciate the audiforum sarcasm extravaganza?

A: Not from you (I am being a jerk and messing ariund by the way).

Q: Do you think Audi drivers have direct bond with other Audi drivers?

a: I think it dependson whetherthey appreciate the car in a similar way, or not.

q: Do you hate it when you see stuck-up middle-aged people driving Audi's only because of the name??

A. no , I hate it when I se teenagers who just got the car from Mommy and Daddy and are totally douches with it and make their arents buy them a system and tint.


Q. what is the biggest brand you think people buy just because of the name?

A: Mercedes Benz!

Q: Same question.

a: Same answer. :D

q: Do you like the new C-Class??

A: I don't really like it. Not into the new Benz's.

Q: What about you?

A> meh haven't really followed it to much


Q> why do people keep repeating others questions instead of making up there own (I mean it shows a lack of creativity)

A: Because when that question pops up, I wonder about the same thing and I would like to see what other people think.
I ain't selfish you know. ;)

Q: Rootbeer float or milkshake?

it depends on the day.


Q. if you had to make a choice between a motoryacht and a sailing yacht which would you choose

A: Probably motoryatch. I'm more into the practical things.

Q: Are you planning to go sailing soon?

A. I wish but alas I'm probably land locked till spring



Q. do you like boating

A: I do actually.

Q: Preffer sea, air, or land?

A: cruises are nice, but if you want to get to a destination quickly, then air....and once you get there it's nice to be on agood piece of land....so sea, air and land.

Q: if you were cruising and there would be adequate staff to take care of you, would you want a big ship (3000 ppl) that had everything on it or a smaller boat with only about 100 guests on it.

A: depends on why I was taking the trip. (if single and for encounters, 3000 ppl) if with someone and for romance, 100 ppl
I would probably take the 100 anyway because with 3000 the chances of encountering generally rotten people is higher, given 85% of people are d-bags.
But I know those stats could be seen another way as well.

Q: Do you believe that 85% of people you generally wouldn't like?

A: i prefer to see the 15%. that's 450 really cool people!!! if i could get to know and enjoyeven 7% of those people....that's 31 and a half people!!! (i guess that midget was a funny dude)

Q: what's the longest road trip you've taken?

A: After college I drove with four friends from Georgia to South Dakota, to Wyoming to Montana to Colorado to Utah and back to Atlanta. Camped, mountain biked and fished the National Parks.
Q: What's the most adventurous thing you have ever done?

A: so far?? run naked on the beach?? no....probably as far as risk goes, i guess scuba diving at 100 ft. if i didn't think i'd die of a heart attack from fear of heights, i might jump out of a plane, but that doesn't look like it will ever happen unless i have some kind of death wish.

Q: what's the next thing on your "to do" list?

A: Go home before the Halloween rush hour
Q: Not what you meant, was it?

a: You know, I actually think that was what she meant.

q: Excited about it being winter??

A. Yes, I need to ski


Q. what is your favorite winter pasttime?

A. Too warm for winter pasttimes here... But whenI lived in Reno it was skiing.

Q. Is it just me or is Thanksgiving early this year?

a: Sort of. Kinda seems like this whole year's been going by really fast.

q: Least favorite season, and why??

A: Summer because it's freaking hot.

Q: Do you like spring?

a: Yep, especially since I love driving in the rain.

q: Does it rain a lot where you're at??

A: It depends but in genreal I would see there could be more rain.

Q: What is your favorite art of your car?

A. well my car in it's entirety is art ( I mean the B5 is gorgeous)


Q. did you mean part?

A: Yes, I meant part.

Q: What is your favorite part of your car?

A. easy, the engine


Q. does your car have a name? If yes, what is it?

A: Nope. I just simply it call it Audi.

Q: How was/is your Halloween?

A. full of Homework and midterms


Q. you wouldn't happen to have a SWOT analysis of Proctor and gamble by chance?

A: Unfortunately no.

Q: Do you eat a lot of candies?

A. Nope.

Q. Get a lot of trick or treaters for Halloween?

A: More than last year.

Q: Did you dress up this year?

A: No.

Q: Have any tricks pulled on you this year?

A: No.

Q: Eat any candy this year?

A: Nope

Q: Have a fun halloween?

A: Yeah.

Q: Are you glad it's November?

A. Yes, I love Thanksgiving.

Q. Turkey - roasted or fried?

A/ I'll tell you after thanksgiving (I've only had roasted but we are frying one this year)


Q. what is your favorite pie filling?

A: I don't eat pie much but I love the ones with some kind of chocolae fillings.

Q: Pie or doughnuts?

a: Doughnuts.

q: Ice cream or frogurt??

A. ice cream

Q. what is a frogurt?

a: Frozen yogurt.

q: Ever had it??Pretty good stuff, actually.

A. obviously no


Q. ever had Gellato (SP) (Italian ice cream)

a: Nope.

q: Is it much different than normal ice cream??

A. sorta, it's got less air in it so it is more dense




Q. What are you doing this weekend?

A: Hopefully getting some pics up on AF.

Q: You?

A: coming over to your place. Have cold beer ready.
Q: Would you like me to bring my lonley swiss exchange student friend and her three sisters?

A. Of course!

Q. Think my wife would mind?

A: nope.... we can all sit around the kitchen table and drink hot cocoa.

Q: what do you do when you can't think of a funny question to ask?

A. Not post.

Q. When you say 'drink hot cocoa' is that code for 'bathe in hot cocoa'?

A: yes, you've cracked the "code"!! it's "make your own cocoa hot by getting naked in a tub, adding all the necessary ingredients, tossing gently till steamed to desired temperature, then ENJOY."

Q:what advise would you give a younger version of you?

A. Depends how much younger.

Q. How much younger?

A: how bout 10-15 years ago.

Q: can you answer the question now?

this is funny. i just realized, that the largest population here is about 20....so to ask someone what advise they would give themselves would be silly.
"at 5, i would have advised myself to brush my teeth every night before bed."

A. Yes. Don't rush in to any major life decisions - I did and it is causing quite a bit of turmoil at the moment.

Q. Have a specific part of life your looking for advice on?

P.S. - Unlike the majority here I am NOT in my twenties.:(

A: unfortunately, i already know the answers to the questions i have. i'm wishing i had...either different questions or better answers. :eek:

Q: what was the last board game you played?

A: Monopoly Jr.
Q: What did you believe was absolutely true in the last two years, that you now know is not?

A: there are 2 different answers to that question, but this is the one i'll choose.
That i'd be building a second home.

Q: what's your favorite household chore?

A. Little fix-it & improvement type stuff. The normal 'chores' are just tedious.

Q. How many cars was your garage designed to fit & how many actually fit in it?

A. two and two


Q. what is your garage made of?

A: 2 x 4's, drywall, insullation, plywood, brick...... there might be some other stuff there i don't know about. that was an interesting question.

Q: what type of subject should i photograph for the "random picture" thread that would really be random? (i'd like to win that new R8 they're giving away as the prize)

A: Sugar and spice and everything nice...oh yeah...and Bricks
Q: Exibitionism: Kinda hot or creepy?

^^^^always a day late and a dollar short.

then next time we date, you won't mind if I show up late and you buy?
Q: Do you work?

A: think again, my friend.
Q: doyou think i'm gonna sit there and wait for you for a day, only to have you show up and make me pay!!!!????

A: I am quite worth the wait
Q: Does that make it better?

A: no andyes.
Q: right or left handed?

A- right handed
Q- real or fake

A: Real.

Q: Fan of roller coaster?

A: NO!!!

Q: do you like haunted houses?

A. No. Have not found a truly scary one yet.

Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A. not yet

Q.facebook or myspace?


(and Sweetie, my construction question came about because mine is mad of stone with a limestone ceiling( so it has stalactites and stalactites) because my house is 104 yrs old so I wondered if anyone else had some weird garage like I do.

A. Neither (showing my age here).

Q. What is the earliest you've ever put up holiday (trying to be PC) decorations?

A. I don't know my parents always have put them up.



Q. what is teh most expensive car you have ridden in?

A- A8
Q-what was the worst car you ever road in

A: those really small fiats.....POS

Q: fastest car you ridden in?

A- 825 whp prostreet nova


Q-what is the worst smell

rotted road kill

Q: best smell?

A. race fuel/ burning rubber



Q.what is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

A. pie :eek:

Q. wat do u do for a living

A. Project freight forwarding.

Q. Do you do any sanctioned racing (SCCA, etc)?

A. no, but I would like to



Q. what did you major in?

A. Logistics.

Q. Are you one of the guys in your sig vid?

A. no



Q. would you serve for your country if they asked you?

a: No; I can't take part in a war that I don't support.

q: Would you??

A: I have, would, and hopefully will again, because the question asked wasn't about the "WAR," it was about serving your country. You can serve your country in a myriad of ways. Military service is just one of them. Even then, service to your country isn't about "supporting" or not supporting the war, it IS about SERVING. The service provided will (assuming you live) expand beyond any mere war. And, there are tens of thousands of service members who have not, and will never set foot in the desert.

On the civil side, run for public office... Do some community service... Volunteer... VOTE!!! ALL of these are ways YOU can SERVE your country without contributing to the war effort. Unless and UNTIL you pick any TWO, and perform them regurlarly, your opinion about the "war" is just another loud-mouthed know-nothing spouting rhetoric they heard, somewhere, from some talking-head. Don't be a loud-mouthed know-nothing... DO SOMETHING, then spout your bile.

Q: If a tree falls on a mime, in the forest, does anyone care?

A: i'm sure the mime might mind. (say that 5 times fast)
Q: did you feel the benefit of that extra hour of sleep last night??

A. no, because I was up then.

Q. AC/DC or the Who?

A. The Who

Q. Xbox or Playstation?

A. Xbox I can't even begin to conceive why I would spend $600 on a system that might only be marginally better than my 360. Also apparently the PS3 is being sold below cost right now, so that means it actually is more than $600. for that money I rather get a Wii and a 360


Q. small parties or big parties?

A: stay home and avoid teh drunks

Q: Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?
Q2: Does anybody REALLY care?

A. according to my computers clock it is 12:42 here in Ohio
A2. I only care because the Bengals play at 1


Q. why did we create daylights saving time?

A: So we can get an extra hour of sleep.

Q: Having a fun weekend?

A: i guess. today is a lazy day. ot much motivation. i ate too much for lunch and now i feel like a slug.

Q: what did you have for lunch?

a: Pepperoni pizza.

q: Like/dislike mushrooms on pizza??

A: like mushrooms, hold the pepperoni.
Q: name three words or phrases ofhow you describe yourself.

A: Jazz da PIMP!!!

Q: give 3 examples of the evolution of the universal. Be specific

a: No, thanks. Just too tired.

q: Anyone else wanna give this one a shot??

A:nope....

Q: next person?

a: Hey, just me again.

q: Anyone?? Anyone??

A: and back to me...

Q:fudge it.....what your dream car?

a: A pristine, low-miled, red on black leather, 1984 Porsche 944.

q: What car would you most enjoy to modify to your liking??

A: toyota MR2 or mazda RX7 because small rwd 2 doors are awsome and i always thought about those 2

Q: how bout you?

a: Currently -either the white A6 Avant I saw, or a red e30 1991 325iX that I saw on craigslist. That answer changes quite often, though.

q: Is it bad to be obsessed with cars??

A: not really...i am and my GF is cool with that

Q: how obsessed are you?

a: Prettyobsessed, I would say. My mom often gets sick of listening to me talk about cars that I like. :D

q: Do you talk about carsa lot??

A. Yes, but my roommate isn't too into cars so It's all kinda lost on him.


Q. whats a good movie I should watch?

A. Yes, but my roommate isn't too into cars so It's all kinda lost on him.


Q. whats a good movie I should watch?

A: o yea ppl stare at me like "wtf" when i compare a 4g63 to a 420a

Q: do you know what those are?

A-is there anything else to talk about
Q- plasma or lcd

a1: Crash.

a2: Not completely.

a3: LCD.

q: Should I do any more of my Chemistry, or just blow it off until tomorrow morning??

A1. I know what the 4g is and I'm guessing the 420a is another mitsu engine
A2. LCD, plasma's go bad to quickly
A3. Study till 11pm and then call it a night

Q. GSX or EVO

A:PLASMA

Q; Hitachi or samsung?

Vizio


Q. is the internet Lagtastic tonight?

A: possibly
q: how often are you on

(and 4g63 and 420a arent turos...theyre the 2 types of engine you find in 2 g mitsu eclipses)

a: Too often.

q: Why did I read "4g63", and automatically think "gt28"??

A: because that turbo would kill a 4g63 engine lol

Q: would you put that in your car?

A: because you wish you had a gt28

Q: should i go gt3071r or gt3076r?

a: not sure
q: 4g63 is the motor or chasis though right?......... i know it is dsm, but thought it was the motor or chasis like f-body and such

A:gt3076r

Q: car with bad engine or bad body?

a: 4g63 is the motor
q: whoz ya daddie

A: i'm ya daddie
Q: who loves you

im ya daddie(cant believe ppl didnt catch on that 4g63 is an engine LOOK AT THE EVO ON THIS SITE (fogot the guys name:)[8D]))

Q:whos the mommie[sm=bangbang.gif]

a: Britney Spears.

q: Who's the brother??

A. some skank (skank, skank, Think of my new haircut)
(jeff has the Evo, BTW)


Q. GSX vs EVO, vs VR-4 (what's your choice)

i think that is kemp_travis
and the evo guy, is jeff

who did you bang last?

The girl who lives above me... on a random couch

Favorite type of teddy grams?

New Bourbon flavor

Most bizarre/risky place you've had sex? (i don't mean a body location)

A: In your A6. :)

Q: Would you do your neighbor?

my neighbor is a dude... [:'(]

Top or Bottom?

whatever works better

Q: fast or slow?

A: Slow

Q: cold or hot?

A. Cold

Q. Last time you ate Korean food?

A: don't think i've ever had the opportunity to try it.
Q: what specificallyis it that makes Korean food distinct from other food?

A: 80 ways to prepare cabbage and still have it all taste good.
Q: Would you eat meat served to you not knowing beforehand what it came from?

A.) That's exactly how I ended up eating alligator ribs.

Q.) What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?

A: I think I ate a goat's eyeball, once, when I was in this resturaunt in Sofia, Bulgaria. But I'm not 100% sure it was an actual eyeball, or that it came from anything that was once alive.

Q: Do you practice Proprioception? (get your mind outta the gutter and look it up, doof!)

A.) heh... Yes... Yes I do.

Q.) Do you?

A: 100% of teh time, my dear, 100% of teh time.

Q: Didja know what it was without looking it up?

A: Heck no.

Q: Do you look for random words in the dictionary?

A.) I did.

Q.) Do you remember that song locomotion from kinda sorta way back?

A: But of course
Q: Would you like to do the locomotion with someone?

A. no

Q. but what about the electric slide.

A: I love to slide.

Q: Do you/have you "ghost ride the whip"?

A. yes but not the Audi (and not the HUMVEE either)


Q. whats a good ab work out?

A1.) No, I'd much rather slide!
A2.) Crunches, sit-ups, ab-lounge

Q.) Are you excited about winter being on it's way?

A1: Sit ups hands down.
A2: Yes I am, I love winter.

Q: Do you work out often?

A: no need... high metabolism

Q: why cant women be wrong?

A: Because they are women. Some men can't live without them.

Q: Do you admit it when you're wrong?

Q&A.) Why should we have to be? :)

Yes I admit when I am wrong


Q. what is your favorite thing to do in winter?

A: Why not?

Q: scrambled or sunny side up?

A1.) Donuts and snowball fights!
A2.) Both, depends on my mood.

Q.) Why is this thread moving so fast tonight?

A. scrambled (but preferred is 3 egg omelet with 3 cheeses and bacon)

Q. why isn't the thread moving fast?

A1: Snowboarding, sleeping, and lazy activities.
A2: Scrambled.

Q: Eat out for breakfast a lot?

A.) No

Q.) What's your favorite restaurant (fastfood is not served in a restaurant)?

A: Ruth Chirs

Q: like steak?

A: I love steak.

Q: Who is Hannah Montana?

A: who cares?

Q: do you really watch the disney channel?

A: No I don't but that person was on the radio this morning with all the sold out concerts and stuff (eventhough I never heard of her before).

Q: WHat do you think of Paris Hilton?

A: too skinny

Q: nicole richie?

A: Knocked up.

Q: Hottest celebrity?

A: jessica alba

Q: funiest celeb?

Hottest: Rosie O'Donut (did you mean looks or temperature due to fat?)
Does anyone really like one thing about that creature?

A1: I'd say Russell Peters and Dave Chappelle.
A2: I dislike her a lot.

Q: Donald Trump or Rossie?

A; They should get married. maybe they'd cancel each other out!

Q: marriy or co-habitate forever?

A: Marry is hot.

Q: Apartment or house?

A: forever is a long time. Whichever provides for better and more interesting sex
Q: ever wish you were not in the relationship you are in?

A: Nope,I am a happy person.

Q: Do you believe in love in first sight?

A: yes

Q: do you?

A: Yes.

Q: How often do you eat fast food in a week?

A: once or twice

Q: wendys, mcdonalds, burger king?

A: This is a tough one for me. I love Wendy's because their food are relatively cheap. Burger King's has the best fries. McDonald's came out with pretty good angus (Swiss burger) that I like very much. I would say I love them all (not that I eat there often). [8D]

Q: Same question.

A: wendys... most convenient so it works.

Q: favorite thing on the grocery list?

A: I need my daily doze of yogurt and cereal.

Q: Favorite cereal?

A: thats a hard one... golden grahams or lucky charms.

Q: believe in horoscopes?

A: I try not to but sometimes when I look at the days past, they seem somehow true.

Q: Do you?

A: No, but i do admit they are sometimes freakishly weird and erie... creepy...

Q: like pets?

A: I like dogs but not cats.

Q: What kind of collections do you have?

A: baseball cards. Old school pokemon cards which im waiting to appreciate in value to sell for cash dollah!

Q: like cartoons? family guy? american dad? simpsons?

A: Yeah, I love all of them.

Q: Favorite TV series?

A: dont tune into any specific ones... just watch whats on...

Q: next mod on the audi?

A: I want the M3 lip spoiler.

Q: Exterior, interior, or engine?

A: all 3... but engine then ext. the int. if i had to chose. specifically coilovers next. Stassis...

Q: bmw or audi?

AUDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what time do u usually sleep

A: 2am - 630am

Q: which path do you take to the top of the mountain? easy or hard?

i wanted to take the strait and easy path but i guess there was a land slide and it just got harder

half empty or half full

half full.

same question

Q: Half empty.

A: Coffee fan?

half empty

hows the weather where ur at

half full for sure


Q. do you have regrets in your life?

a few but who doesnt have any

if u can go back in time what would u do different

ORIGINAL: CAB509

half full for sure


Q. do you have regrets in your life?

high school

did you get good or bad grades?

A: good grades
Q: of all car makes and models, what color do you think is MOST popular. i can't decide if it's black or silver.

A. silver

Q. Worst color option ever on a car

A. Gold i never have liked them but some are okay.

Q. Tricked out A4 B7 or Stock S4 B7

stock s4

ranch or italian?

italian

quick fix or right fix?

right fix

army or navy

A. Army

Q. Dogs or cats

dogs

coke or pepsi?

coke ftw
math or english?

math

reserves or college

A. ROTC

Q. when will this get to 400 pages?

A: College for me.

Q: Online shopping or store shopping?

A: cars, online clothess, store

Q: snakes or spiders

A: Snakes is DESPISE spiders

Q: Ham or Turkey

A: both are good. I had ham turkey bacon and cheese on a bagel today... good stuff

Q: good looks or personality?

A:they both sound good to me!
Q: do you like watching the Geico commercials?

A: only with 3d glasses
Q: Last 3d movie you saw?

A: i think it was Monsters, Inc.
Q: do they really make many 3d movies now?

A some. I saw Polar Express in 3d last year
Q: Have you read that book or seen that movie?

Q: yep. both book and movie....maybe THAT was the movie saw in 3d. it was a while ago.
A: what determines the type of avy you use?

A: I'll never tell (maybe)
Q: Why?

A: well cuz like i said before......people who wear masks are trying to cover up something.

Q: what's your best and worst facial feature? (maybe we can uncover something here.)

A: My lips or eyes
Q: Do you not think that some that wear masks might also be interested in bringing out what is covered up in others?

A. The magic 8-ball is confused


Q. do you believe in destiny?

a: yep...gotta believe in something after the tooth fairy and santa clause.
q: do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

A: Not really.

Q: Most expensive food you bought/paid for?

A. Caviar - most expensive on a per oz basis.

Q. Most you've ever spent on a bottle of wine?

A. not old enough to buy wine

Q. favorite kind of shoe

A. adidas


Q. your favorite arm R/L

A, it depends on what I'm doing, if I'm shooting than the right arm is my fav (trigger finger), if I'm drawing then my L arm is the fav (I'm left handed) so with me being semi ambidexterities I couldn't live with one arm or the other

Q. fav type of alcohol?

A. jagger

Q. left nut/ right nut 1 has to go

A: whack! take 'em both out!
Q: what was the last thing you paid for?

A: Gas...3.53 per/gal...outrageous

Q:can you believe gas is supposed to be 4 bucks by december?

a chance...yes

Q:do you?

doesn't matter to me I'm not driving right now


Q. who is your favorite comedian?

A. It's a tie between DC Benny, Eddie Izzard, and Dane Cook.[&:]

DC Benny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PlZ064mWc

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2508358683221171342&q=dc+benny&total=122&start=0&n um=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1727058331143275486&q=dc+benny+biscuits&total=2&st art=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=492511501792581810&q=dc+benny&tota l=122&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Eddie Izzard, yup the guy from The Riches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjC3R6jOtUo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiFq_nk8pE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY

Q. Favorite soda?

A. I dont drink soda.

Q.Will George Bush die before his term is up? because of the Indian curse? If you dont know what the curse is google it you will be very amused!

A: Probably not.

Q: Have you tried Indian food?

A: yes, corn...but they call it Maize
Q: Not that kinda indian huh?