shot in the dark
#1
03-12-2007, 04:07 PM
shot in the dark
would anyone by chance want to either give me a GIAC chip and / or a Forge 006 DV? or if not give me one.... sell me theirs for cheap?
the fiance does not approve of the money for both for me 2 spend [sm=rolleyes.gif].... so i need a cheaper way to do this and get both....
the fiance does not approve of the money for both for me 2 spend [sm=rolleyes.gif].... so i need a cheaper way to do this and get both....
#2
03-12-2007, 06:44 PM
RE: shot in the dark
Would anyone out there by chance, like to just give me $600?
That way I wont have to tell the wife I blew my paycheck on kind-bud, and I can still afford to put 93 octanein the audi.
Please????????
That way I wont have to tell the wife I blew my paycheck on kind-bud, and I can still afford to put 93 octanein the audi.
Please????????
#5
03-12-2007, 06:59 PM
RE: shot in the dark
First of all, you bumb, no one is going to give away such things for free.
2nd, she is your FIANCE, not your WIFE, yet... This gives you full rights to your own money still. Take advantage of it while you can. My wife has had the kung foo grip on my Audi spending money since 9/05. If you know how to smooth talk her, come up with extremely detailed and hard to understand reasons for NEEDING the mods, then it shouldnt be a problem. For example... "Honey, my ecu is acting up and needs to be replaced.. Its $900 at the dealer, or I can get a reflash done for $500 and it will be fixed." Or, "Sugar ****, the DV has a torn diaphram and boost is leaking.. Not only is it unsafe to drive in this condition, but the engine is running rich, which is going to cause all sorts of expensive problems down the road.." You know, something like that....
JK... I tell my wife whats up and no questions are asked... Well not really... Just tell her some guys go out and cheat before they get hitched, alls you want is a little chip/DV action on the side, and then, as a married man, you will be a very conservative spender.
2nd, she is your FIANCE, not your WIFE, yet... This gives you full rights to your own money still. Take advantage of it while you can. My wife has had the kung foo grip on my Audi spending money since 9/05. If you know how to smooth talk her, come up with extremely detailed and hard to understand reasons for NEEDING the mods, then it shouldnt be a problem. For example... "Honey, my ecu is acting up and needs to be replaced.. Its $900 at the dealer, or I can get a reflash done for $500 and it will be fixed." Or, "Sugar ****, the DV has a torn diaphram and boost is leaking.. Not only is it unsafe to drive in this condition, but the engine is running rich, which is going to cause all sorts of expensive problems down the road.." You know, something like that....
JK... I tell my wife whats up and no questions are asked... Well not really... Just tell her some guys go out and cheat before they get hitched, alls you want is a little chip/DV action on the side, and then, as a married man, you will be a very conservative spender.
#6
03-12-2007, 07:02 PM
RE: shot in the dark
ORIGINAL: onepoint8tee
First of all, you bumb, no one is going to give away such things for free.
2nd, she is your FIANCE, not your WIFE, yet... This gives you full rights to your own money still. Take advantage of it while you can. My wife has had the kung foo grip on my Audi spending money since 9/05. If you know how to smooth talk her, come up with extremely detailed and hard to understand reasons for NEEDING the mods, then it shouldnt be a problem. For example... "Honey, my ecu is acting up and needs to be replaced.. Its $900 at the dealer, or I can get a reflash done for $500 and it will be fixed." Or, "Sugar ****, the DV has a torn diaphram and boost is leaking.. Not only is it unsafe to drive in this condition, but the engine is running rich, which is going to cause all sorts of expensive problems down the road.." You know, something like that....
JK... I tell my wife whats up and no questions are asked... Well not really... Just tell her some guys go out and cheat before they get hitched, alls you want is a little chip/DV action on the side, and then, as a married man, you will be a very conservative spender.
First of all, you bumb, no one is going to give away such things for free.
2nd, she is your FIANCE, not your WIFE, yet... This gives you full rights to your own money still. Take advantage of it while you can. My wife has had the kung foo grip on my Audi spending money since 9/05. If you know how to smooth talk her, come up with extremely detailed and hard to understand reasons for NEEDING the mods, then it shouldnt be a problem. For example... "Honey, my ecu is acting up and needs to be replaced.. Its $900 at the dealer, or I can get a reflash done for $500 and it will be fixed." Or, "Sugar ****, the DV has a torn diaphram and boost is leaking.. Not only is it unsafe to drive in this condition, but the engine is running rich, which is going to cause all sorts of expensive problems down the road.." You know, something like that....
JK... I tell my wife whats up and no questions are asked... Well not really... Just tell her some guys go out and cheat before they get hitched, alls you want is a little chip/DV action on the side, and then, as a married man, you will be a very conservative spender.
But in other ways I CAN'T wait to get married!!!
Josh
#7
03-12-2007, 07:05 PM
RE: shot in the dark
ORIGINAL: ThePaintballGuy
But in other ways I CAN'T wait to get married!!!
But in other ways I CAN'T wait to get married!!!
#8
03-12-2007, 07:06 PM
RE: shot in the dark
I'm like get your *** out on that corner and make me some money - I need coilover's Bitch - OUCH - that was weird she's nowhere around me yet I just felt a hand hit me in the back of the head.
#9
03-12-2007, 07:08 PM
RE: shot in the dark
ORIGINAL: akielb
I'm like get your *** out on that corner and make me some money - I need coilover's Bitch
I'm like get your *** out on that corner and make me some money - I need coilover's Bitch
#10
03-12-2007, 07:16 PM
RE: shot in the dark
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Yup, +1 for free sex
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There is no such thing as free sex....ever....unless of course she's dead, but then it will probably still cost you something...dignity.