Tech Certified?

OK, here's the deal... We're compiling a list of techs, on our boards, who want to be placed in the "Tech Certified" group mailbox, for ease of contact when our members have difficult questions they can't find answers to. If you are ALREADY holding a Tech Certified banner under your AV, and want to participate, send me <AWDaholic> a PM letting me know you want in.
Bear in mind that, if you DO opt in, your name will be in the "Tech Certified" grouping of the member-list, and any clown with an internet connection and more bandwidth than braincells will be able to annoy.. urp, meant "question" you, via PM, bout ANYthing, so you should have a pretty high tolerance for simple (read: ne0b) questions. As well as a good background in the subject matter (Cars, in general. Audi's, specifically.) at hand.
We're trying to build a place where people who need help can easily find it, so, if you're gonna be rude when you answer, please don't sign-up. We reserve the right to remove you from the group list, and take away your "Tech Certified banner, if we get too many (more than... 100, let's say) complaints.
If you think you've got the chops, but don't yet have a Tech certified banner, and WANT one, send a PM to <redgoat> with a brief explanation of your background (tech-related, this ain't a dating site), and $1,000,000.00 in snickers wrappers... j/k.

- Jazz -

 

do you think you could tell me which chip and intake would give me the most hp and bang for the buck? for a 1996 a4 2.8 ,all your help is truely needed,thank you

 

^ lol

Was that just an example of the noob questions to be expected, or just really good timing from someone with "more bandwidth than braincells"?

sorry, thought it was funny.

 

I am trying to replace my cam seal gasket & 1/2 moon but when I follow the DIY and place the tool on the cam adjuster & screw it down the chain get's tighter instead of leaving slack like the DIY say's it will. Does anyone know the reason for this.

Liam