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Subject: A hole behind
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>> > A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, >> became
>> confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a >> lady playing
>> ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked >> her if she
>> knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, >> "and you are
>> a hole behind me.? So you must be on the 6th hole."
>> >
>> > He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>> >
>> > On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her >> again with the
>> same request.
>> > "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on >> the 13th
>> hole."
>> >
>> > Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>> >
>> > He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the >> same lady
>> sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the >> lady.?? The
>> bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
>> >
>> > He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation >> for your
>> help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales >> also. What
>> do you sell?"
>> >
>> > "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
>> >
>> > "No, I won't."
>> >
>> > "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>> >
>> > With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>> >
>> > "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
>> >
>> > "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for >> Preparation
>> H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
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CLX- it's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. Preparedness is not paranoia.
My art is different from yours; it consists not in defeating others, but in not being defeated.
yeah, I stepped out of character with the Corad (Mr. Drummond) Bain pic. I will be changing soon but it made me laugh.
Thanks on the sig. Took it today.
That was a cornball joke if ever...but i laughed.
LOL yeah it was a cornball joke, but I laughed when I saw it too - that's why I posted it. I have so many screwed up jokes in my email that I'll probably be tasteless enough to post in the coming days, so there'll be plenty more to come
A hole behind...
