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If you don't get a boner after seeing this then you are ...
I was on AZ and one of the members posted the sickest garage I have ever seen. Owner of the garage is some guy from Taipei from what I understand and this is what he has
OK, honestly, NOT gay/ghey/ghay/gey... AND, no. DINT get a boner. I get boners when (and, ONLY when) I'm soon to BONE a WOMAN. I realize that, not having had such an experience, you prolly dont rilly know what that happy feeling in your panties is RILLY for. Well, I can't help you with that, since I'm not a Pimp, although I do play one in MANY a Woman's fantasies. Here is what that strange and possibly wonderful feeling you sometimes get, first thing in the morning, that makes it sooooo hard to pee, is NOT for:
Pictures of Women (remember, only REAL Women... Real NAKED Women, actually)
Pictures of cars (no matter how "sechxy" you might think any given car is, you CAN'T have actual sex WITH them, without going to jail, in a civilized country)
Pictures of acthitecture (same as with cars)
Pictures of, well, pretty much EVERYTHING!
While it may make you WANT to touch yourself, you shudn't! Remember, goys & birls, it may not make you go blind, but that doesn't mean it OK to do it.
Now, nicely done photographs of some awesome architecture. Props to whomever can afford such an abode... STOP touching yourself, RIGHT NOW!!!
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~ Jazz
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Originally Posted by CCA4
if i could punch you via the internet i would.
You're so hosed that the concept of hosed has turned in on itself and formed a hosed paradox that threatens to destroy the very hosed universe. ~Cracked.com
Awww... Emil, as long as you've been around here, ya GOTTA know I rarely give serious responses, to ANYTHING! Where's that Russian sense of humor, anyway?!?!
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Originally Posted by kriptonik
JaZz - YoU ReALLy ArE mY TrUe mOtHaF*cKiNg HeRo!
I resisted for, like, almost 3 WHOLE minutes, before replying to teh OP. Long enough of 3 whole other people to post. I'm a Saint, I kno!
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~ Jazz
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCA4
if i could punch you via the internet i would.
You're so hosed that the concept of hosed has turned in on itself and formed a hosed paradox that threatens to destroy the very hosed universe. ~Cracked.com
I had a boner prior to seeing this but thats a whole nother story... Wait what does that make me? ehh who cares! Jazz you are a gods among gods yet didn't reply to my text tonight so you hurt my feelings! ne ways its a fly garage I book marked it so I can look at it once I get back from my *other* pictures...
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Quattro-"anybody who doesn't have it is doomed to flail about on the road like a drunk old lady on roller skates."-Jim P.
If you don't get a boner after seeing this then you are ...
, NOT gay/ghey/ghay/gey... AND, no. DINT get a boner. I get boners when (and, ONLY when) I'm soon to BONE a WOMAN
. I realize that, not having had such an experience, you prolly dont rilly know what that happy feeling in your panties is RILLY for
. Well, I can't help you with that, since I'm not a Pimp, although I do play one in MANY a Woman's fantasies
. Here is what that strange and possibly wonderful feeling you sometimes get, first thing in the morning, that makes it sooooo hard to pee, is NOT for:
, you shudn't! Remember, goys & birls, it may not make you go blind, but that doesn't mean it OK to do it.
