...eight here, on AF. Here's the categories I'm dreamed up, so far:

Best Mod/Admin
Best No0b (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A6er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
BestRS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Biggest Post Whore
Biggest ****head I think we all know who'll win THIS one, this year
Funniest poster
That's all I can think of, so obviously no others are needed, but, if you fell I left out a category (legitimate category, or not), post it up and I'll take it under advisement.

Also, feel free to submit your nominations for each category (no need for multiple nominations), and I'll post up a POLL for each, the day after Christmas. That'll give you losers a WEEK to vote.

The ONLY thing you'll win is the respect and adulation of your peers... Ah, who'm I kidding. Noooooobody CARES, but, it WILL give you somethting to take yur mind off thinking about swallowing the barrel of your gun, on new years eve...

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ORIGINAL: AWDaholic

swallowing the barrel of your gun, on new years eve...


I knew I had left something out of my plans! Thanks for the reminder.

Best Thread would be good.
You could break that up into Long-time and Short lived thread

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How about:

Biggest Whore (in general, not related to post whoring)
Biggest Tits
and... Member that needs to be banned before 2007 begins

does the best noob, mean most retarded... or the ones that actually contribute to the site ?

How about a new category for those that are in need of being a moderator?

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well my award as off 12am on the first of 06 was King of the hill (KOTH)

valid until 12am on the first of 07.

ORIGINAL: lauren5757

How about:

Biggest Whore (in general, not related to post whoring)
Biggest Tits
and... Member that needs to be banned before 2007 begins



Sounds good to me [8D]

What about the TT's, mate - they're Audi's too! :D

Best Mod/Admin
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less(must have joined during CY 2006)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag(must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
BestRS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)
Biggest Post Whore
Member MOST likely to become the victum of aVTB campaign
Funniest poster
Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting)
Best Thread (shortie)
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD


ORIGINAL: pturbo

Best Thread would be good.
You could break that up into Long-time and Short lived thread




Added

ORIGINAL: playa256

Almost forgot, we need to also have the "Oldest Living Member" award. That'll obviously be between you and Kelly, I'll just set up a poll...




Not really a practical category since the REALLY old folks don't show their age in their profile

ORIGINAL: lauren5757

How about:

Biggest Whore (in general, not related to post whoring)
Biggest Tits
and... Member that needs to be banned before 2007 begins



Biggest WHORE sounds kinda personal, and I do not believe we have enough interactions with ALL the members of teh forum, to make an *informed* decision...
Biggest TITS would require that ALL female members of teh forum send ME pics of their unclothed breasts, so that my *trained,* *calibrated* eye can make the call on who wins in either of the two categories:
Biggest TITS (Natural)
Biggest TITS (Enhanced)
IF enough pictures are sent TO ME I will consider adding these two categories to the awards post, so, LADIES (ONLY!!!)start sending me those qualifying pics to (same as my screenname) at: gmail

ORIGINAL: Lazer Viking

does the best noob, mean most retarded... or the ones that actually contribute to the site ?



Category added, for clarification

ORIGINAL: Flip

How about a new category for those that are in need of being a moderator?




Category added

ORIGINAL: 18T

well my award as off 12am on the first of 06 was King of the hill (KOTH)

valid until 12am on the first of 07.



Well OF COURSE we're gonna run the KOTH thread, again, this year. Are you PREPARED to defend your crown?

ORIGINAL: Palindari

Sounds good to me [8D]

What about the TT's, mate - they're Audi's too! :D



My most HUMBLE apologies, to you and ALL the TTers. Category added.



OK, no more categories. Start posting up your nominations. Any category not recieving at least 3 nominations will be omitted from the show:)

well jazz, i guess i won't be included in the awards here unless you have a catagory for:

THE hottest, sexiest, most voluptuous, most intriguing, stimulating, spellbinding and captivatingnon-contributor to an automotive forum.

how about "WORST speller"

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If you need ANY help for the "biggets tits", I'm willing to help!

why's that, Ninam......you got big tits or something?

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Iknow one thing- never argue with a womanor aTV!

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Best Mod/Admin
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less(must have joined during CY 2006)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag(must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
BestRS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)
Biggest Post Whore
Member MOST likely to become the victum of aVTB campaign
Funniest poster
Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting)
Best Thread (shortie)
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD
Teh Wurst spelerer

OK, no more categories. Start posting up your nominations. Any category not recieving at least 3 nominations will be omitted from the show:)



ORIGINAL: kelly

well jazz, i guess i won't be included in the awards here unless you have a catagory for:

THE hottest, sexiest, most voluptuous, most intriguing, stimulating, spellbinding and captivatingnon-contributor to an automotive forum.

how about "WORST speller"


OK, I added worst speller, because it's a good one to have, that I left out. And, Kelly, you cud STILL take Biggest TITS... All yu hafta do is send me PROOF (no photochopped images, please, FULL frontal nudity AND with a little creativity on YOUR part yu cud prolly take "Most Creatively Styled BUSH," too[sm=badbadbad.gif] BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well[sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif]

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wink, wink, jazz.

bwahahahahhahahahahhahaha

ORIGINAL: playa256

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic


OK, I added worst speller, because it's a good one to have, that I left out. And, Kelly, you cud STILL take Biggest TITS... All yu hafta do is send me PROOF (no photochopped images, please, FULL frontal nudity AND with a little creativity on YOUR part yu cud prolly take "Most Creatively Styled BUSH," too[sm=badbadbad.gif] BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well[sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif]


Jazz wins the prize for "Forum member with the biggest erection at the moment."



Az ytou camn see, it';s prettry hard tp tyoe witrh thios thinmg blockling mu view...

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic

ORIGINAL: playa256

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic


OK, I added worst speller, because it's a good one to have, that I left out. And, Kelly, you cud STILL take Biggest TITS... All yu hafta do is send me PROOF (no photochopped images, please, FULL frontal nudity AND with a little creativity on YOUR part yu cud prolly take "Most Creatively Styled BUSH," too[sm=badbadbad.gif] BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well[sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif][sm=badbadbad.gif]


Jazz wins the prize for "Forum member with the biggest erection at the moment."



Az ytou camn see, it';s prettry hard tp tyoe witrh thios thinmg blockling mu view...


Then get the blow up doll out of your lap.

Why no best DIY contributer?

jazz, maybe you should number the catagories. it would make it easier, to say "i nominate playa for #16,17 and 18"

okay ill start throwing up some nominations
Best Mod/Admin red goat
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less(must have joined during CY 2006) devils4
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag(must have joined during CY 2006) iceman9100
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) avant80@2.6
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum) achTTung
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) 2ks4
BestRS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster awdaholic
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)
Biggest Post Whore
Member MOST likely to become the victum of aVTB campaign
Funniest poster
Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting) thong showdown
Best Thread (shortie)
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD
Teh Wurst spelerer


this is all i have, i guess ill look more and do some updating but these are the areas i visit most.

you cant just throw niminations out there before everything is complete. and if anything chaos is thebest OT poster. awd gets worst spelling in ot lol :D:D:D

so edit your post. lets get everything together first.

JAZZ how are you doing this? THREAD BY THREAD nomination or what??!??!

I just dreamed this up last night, so I'm still working on teh logistics. I was gonna post up a little tickle in each of teh sections, so folks who don't get much chance to visit all teh fun we have in OT will get a say.

Then, after xmas, post up POLLs, for each category, again, in each relevant tsection where I had at least 3 nominees. Then tally the votes and post teh winners after teh new year (voting will end 31dec06, obviously)

alibi post:

Also, I like new2me's best DIY, so I'm gonna include that as the ABSOPLUTE LAST category.





Phoreel-phoreel!

shouldnt you be on your way to my garage?????we have to have the axle out in a half hour.

I'm gonna be rollin inna bout 20 minutes

lol great. that was awesome.

I agree with 1.8T there way too early to nominate any one plus id rather not be nominated because I do it out of interest rather than scoring points, nothing personal and im flattered someone thought of me;)

Brainless noob award- sorry he was running a ko3 at 25 psi...




xav6ier (http://www.audiforums.com/showProfile.asp?memid=23989)


titleAndStar(80,0,0,false,",")

1st Gear Member



Posts: 80
Joined: 9/24/2006
From: NY
Status: offline

that car was doin fine i drove it for one day bc my other car was in the shop just for three hours then the turbo goes. i had the boost up to 25psi thinking it was just lag. i estimated the power i was puting out was about 265whp and 295tq. i was just being stupid about this dam BT setup now i have to wait until after christmas to get the GTRS Eliminator Hardware Kit and the unitronics tuning kit also

this should be interesting

ORIGINAL: JohnnyBravoA4

Brainless noob award- sorry he was running a ko3 at 25 psi...




xav6ier (http://www.audiforums.com/showProfile.asp?memid=23989)


titleAndStar(80,0,0,false,",")

1st Gear Member



Posts: 80
Joined: 9/24/2006
From: NY
Status: offline

that car was doin fine i drove it for one day bc my other car was in the shop just for three hours then the turbo goes. i had the boost up to 25psi thinking it was just lag. i estimated the power i was puting out was about 265whp and 295tq. i was just being stupid about this dam BT setup now i have to wait until after christmas to get the GTRS Eliminator Hardware Kit and the unitronics tuning kit also


LOOOOOOOOOL +123213213

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo so true
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Okay, so what are we giving away for prizes? Or, is this just for fame's sake?

Maybe some donations from sponsors or members to stimulate the nominations? I'll donate a family cookbook to the best contributor of a forum.

How's that for a start? Maybe Redgoat wants to donate a bottle of Gentlemen Jack???[:-]

Cheers!

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I am laughing my ass off at this thread.... very good. I definatelysecond Avant80@2.6 for best A4'er.

Hmm i could throw in something.. maybe run to the trophy store, and get a trophy made for one of the candidates

i'll donate something if i can choose which winner it goes to.....then i'll decide what's best for that person.

ohhh i want kelly to do my prize if i win anything:)

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i'll buy one of the winners some orange chicken

redgoat doesn't need plastic surgery, but YOU might when i get done with you.

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wow.. you can really feel the love in the air

worst noob: europeanaudi

seriously... look at some of his posts

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Somehow I knew that this would be more of a flame fest than a giving out of awards. [sm=icon_stickpoke.gif]

i second avant80@2.6 for the a4 forum

and jazz for worst speller... (no offence)

biggest post whore: chaos hes got tons of post in such little time !



ps, i need a nomination, i have to be good for something

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ORIGINAL: pturbo

Somehow I knew that this would be more of a flame fest than a giving out of awards. [sm=icon_stickpoke.gif]


if you ignore him.. he goes away :D

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dont listen to him he is just a bully

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hes not cross eyed.. he is just looking at two seperate things at the same time.. :D

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dont assume things till the vote actually goes out. you guys are like damn liberals.

It's because he is a racist. We'll send him to AF re-education camp. He won't hate cross-eyed goats after that - he'll be dating one.

i think Jazz should be nominated for

Funniest poster
Best OT poster

I nominate A3Night for best A3'r. He has done the most mods I've seen and spread some very technical information to us A3 people. He's my hero.:)

ya you and Chef and Nam should be nominated

ORIGINAL: Chef

I nominate A3Night for best A3'r. He has done the most mods I've seen and spread some very technical information to us A3 people. He's my hero.:)

lol this was a great idea
ORIGINAL: 18T

you cant just throw niminations out there before everything is complete. and if anything chaos is thebest OT poster. awd gets worst spelling in ot lol :D:D:D



haha 18T ur the best

ORIGINAL: Lazer Viking

biggest post whore: chaos hes got tons of post in such little time !


lol this coming from the guy who has spent more time on AF than me recently :D


ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Best Mod/Admin- Cheng
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less(must have joined during CY 2006)- bishop (dunno if he's still 1st gear or not)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag(must have joined during CY 2006)- xav6ier
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)-never go there
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)-never go there
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)- Dave (is there even a contest)
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)- never go there
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)-never go there but Jazz has a A8 so i guess him
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)- never go there
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)- does anyone here actually have one?
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)- never go there so im gona nominatesooks
BestRS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)- dont go there either
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)- ...
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)- ...
Best OT poster- 18T
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)- eitherxav6ier or europeanaudi
Biggest Post Whore- 18T:D(or myself)(main reason i chose him is cause in one of my posts about having 1000 post or sumthin like that he posted plastic leg thingies with a pic of his s4 rims......i have no idea why lol)
Member MOST likely to become the victum of aVTB campaign- VTB??
Funniest poster- pturbo
Thread Killer- everyone
Best thread (long-lasting)- answer a ? ask a ?
Best Thread (shortie)-this one
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD- badluckaudi
Teh Wurst spelerer- Jazx, haandz dauwn


you should add biggest AF pothead and person who drunk posts the most

dont forget to ad BIGGEST AF DRUNK

true, but you have 2300 posts since august !

and i think the winners shouldnt get trophys, they should get a special tag under their name.

like where it says 1-4 gear, or overdrive

have like 2006's best ____

put this guy in there some where

ORIGINAL: therippa

If you can afford a Bentley, why can't you afford to buy a manual or take it to the shop? (not trying to be a dick, but come on)

ORIGINAL: PandaXpress

dont forget to ad BIGGEST AF DRUNK

if some else forgets ill tell them;)

where is the award for guy that has been around "for a while" that posts "often but not too much" "contributes but not daily" and "not overly known"? I think i can win thatone.

lol

ORIGINAL: swift_A4

where is the award for guy that has been around "for a while" that posts "often but not too much" "contributes but not daily" and "not overly known"? I think i can win thatone.


We thought about that, but no one knows who da kcuf you are...:D

touche

and hopefully you just might leave me out;)

ORIGINAL: avant80@2.6

and hopefully you just might leave me out;)


Sorry Dave. You've been nominated. So, now it'll be up to a popular vote. Yu cud always stump for the opposition[8D]

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Since there is no limit to our nominations, then mine are as follows:

Best Mod/Admin - Redgoat (Sorry Panda[&o])
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3 (http://www.audiforums.com/m_415515/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#)'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) A3Night - Go Richard!
Best A4 (http://www.audiforums.com/m_415515/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#)'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) EVOIC - Daddy Man!
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best RS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories) Playa256
Biggest Post Whore
Member MOST likely to become the victum of a VTB campaign Playa256
Most Funnyiester poster
Best Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting) Ask/Answer Question
Best Thread (shortie) The Official Recipe Thread - Oh YEAH!!!
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD Turboi3udda
Teh Wurst spelerer
Best AF Drunk poster

The sexiest AF member - KELLY!!!;)

Best Mod/Admin -David999 or Brrrman(Jestnomen's been MIA for awhile, but he was nice to me when I started)
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006) Sean1.8t
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3 (http://www.audiforums.com/m_415515/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#)'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) Chef (even though I'm never it the A3 thread!)
Best A4 (http://www.audiforums.com/m_415515/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#)'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) Onepoint8tee, Bentframe, APG96
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best RS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster : DjSpiel, JohnnyBravo
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)
Biggest Post Whore: Amze (400+ in a month)
Member MOST likely to become the victum of a VTB campaign
Most Funnyiester poster
Best Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting) Cleavage Showdown!!
Best Thread (shortie) KarlMarx for his mini Gumball run (where'd he go anyways?)
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD: BadLuckAudi, Pturbo
Teh Wurst spelerer
Best AF Drunk poster


That's about as much thought as I feel like putting into this for now :D

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Best Mod/Admin - Da' Goat. He usually says what I'm thinking before I have a chance to post it. Also like BaconBait's style.
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006) Sean1.8t
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) A3Night. Hands down.
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) MC Hammered
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) Turboi3uddha. (Vote based on cool points.....i3uddha's Da' Man)
Best RS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) I only know one, so......tsunami racer it is.
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster : AWDaholic, pTurbo, DjSpiel
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories) 00A41.8Quattro
Biggest Post Whore: chaos92287 - all time. Amze or ProOnThaSnow - recently.
Member MOST likely to become the victum of a VTB campaign - This should be a "Top Ten list" on it's own.
Most Funnyiester poster - pTurbo
Best Thread Killer - Me. FTMFW.
Best thread (long-lasting) Ask a question / Answer a question.
Best Thread (shortie) THIS ONE ----> http://www.audiforums.com/m_402635/tm.htm
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD: BadLuckAudi
Teh Wurst spelerer: JohnnyBravo....lol.
Best AF Drunk poster: flyboy. All word in ^^^ may be feck up due to drunk.

Yeah, definately post whoring it up...

Well, not really, I just like to make my opinion, and or drunken comments known (such as this one!)... I really wouldn't mind the title though, lol.. Fu(k, I'm at work 8 hours of the day and on AF 10.

that leaves 6 for drinking...

looll hwere you getting djspiel for best OT, he barely posts.

anyway SEAN1.8 is not a noob. he only signed up here becasue AZ went down few weeks ago.

ORIGINAL: 18T

looll hwere you getting djspiel for best OT, he barely posts.

anyway SEAN1.8 is not a noob. he only signed up here becasue AZ went down few weeks ago.



I'm a fan of beats.......kill me.

As for Sean1.8, he's new to AF, He's new to me, so he's a n00b.

I TOTALLY forgot to add your name to the list for the best OT posters!

.....but now you have angered me, so - NO SOUP FOR YOU !

haha sean is not a noobslet.. and i dont care if im on the list or not. im still here whether or not im on it.

Well, it actually leaves 14 for drinking, because the 8 hours I am at work, I am usually on AF.... such as now.

hahaim nota post whore. i like to think of it as "the guy who's contributed the most in the shortest amount of time" :D:D

o and another nomination for worst speller- Nick (JohnnyBravo). unless you can read dyslexic posts u might not get what hes tryin to say [8D]

ORIGINAL: chaos92287
......o and another nomination for worst speller- Nick (JohnnyBravo). unless you can read dyslexic posts u might not get what hes tryin to say [8D]


I think I actually agree wit this part.
Editing my nominations to include 'ol Johnny......

Classic Audi Section = InExile or kakarot

sean1.8t for teh fist gear know it all

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okay ill start throwing up some nominations

Best Mod/Admin Panda
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less(must have joined during CY 2006)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag(must have joined during CY 2006) Anybody who asked about a BOV. We could just demote Playa256 and give him this award as well.
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) Whats an A2, I'm american.

Best A3 (http://www.audiforums.com/m_414343/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm#)'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum) Chef

Best A4 (http://www.audiforums.com/m_414343/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm#)'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)Redgoat for sure. Remember when I was trying to find out about doing a headswap. LOL! Thanx
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
No clue
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
No clue
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum) Outtie914. What can I say I love nurses

Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)

Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
BestRS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)

Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)

Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster Me
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories) Playa256
Biggest Post Whore Me

Member MOST likely to become the victum of aVTB campaign Playa256
Funniest poster Me! I think me voting for myself here might just be funny enough to when this award.
Thread Killer Playa256
Best thread (long-lasting) thong showdown Cleavedge Showdown, hands down.
Best Thread (shortie) Da Fish!!!!!
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD Playa 256
Teh Wurst spelerer JohnyB. youthe man but, you cant spell for sh!t

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ORIGINAL: CluTcH/B5

okay ill start throwing up some nominations
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD Playa 256

WHAT drugs are you on, cuz i think they just kicked in to overdrive!!!!

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My mistake I thought it meant to be evaluated by a mod. You know to be booted.

Honest mistake. Playa256 don't let it go to your head.

^^^LoL^^^

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I think only a heavy mixed cocktailof JackDaniels,zoloft and demeral, with a prozac twist would fuck me up enough to give playa256 a postion of power.

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420 E. Blunt St
TooStoned AZ 857FU. LOL!!!

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Dude I've said once and I'll say it again.It's almost a given that a person from a city with a nickname Toostoned, is a damn pot smoker.

I love Tucson AZ

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We got it all.

Hey anybody who votes for me is going to be awarded a smiley face like this one :D. So vote for me if you want a smiley. DO IT!

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ORIGINAL: playa256

ORIGINAL: CluTcH/B5

We got it all.

Hey anybody who votes for me is going to be awarded a smiley face like this one :D. So vote for me if you want a smiley. DO IT!


I'm assuming a "smiley" is your code word for fellatio. Alright. I'm in.

so....you want a "smiley" from CluTcH/B5???
THAT'S GAY!

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Playa256 + every comment he's ever made = gay

Hey Kelly you want a "smiley" :D< that kind you have to vote for me.

;)

ORIGINAL: kelly

;)


I'm not sure but I think my responce to that should be Woo Hoo!

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i love you, too, playa

I hope one day you and Kelly meet and shebust your nose. I might even be willing to pay for a flight, and expences for her trip toGay-ville were you live. Just so I can watch. I could even post the video on the AF as a pay-perview to help make my money back.

+1

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Ahhh!!! notsuchaplaya256

You make me laugh. Pink bike. Your car is worth more then a large city. LOL!

It's pretty easy to mistake your friendship with Kelly as hatred.

ORIGINAL: playa256


I have more friends than you on myspace. (even in the majority of them are porn stars)




How do you find porn stars on myspace? Do yousearch for "porn"?

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ORIGINAL: playa256

ORIGINAL: Ninam
How do you find porn stars on myspace? Do yousearch for "porn"?


Go on my myspace and add every single one you see. I pretty much have them all.


:Dthat's gonna be a loooooong night :eek:

Dude I don't use myspace as a popularity contest. So I personally don't give a flying crap about the fact you have more friends then I.

Infact just that you even botherd to mention that makes you stupider then I originally thought.

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supagayaplaya256 have you made a vote on this thread yet or are you, as ussual an idiot who just wants to talk sh!t to anyone who will listen?

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perfect!

Though I have to admit it kinda sucks that you don't want to argue anymore it was killing time pretty quickly while at work.

HMMM....HMMMM....

I also nominate PANDA for the Admin/Mod category.

I think this thread needs to get back on track!:D

Cheers!

Yha! sorry about that, but giving notsuchaplaya256 crap has become one of my favorite ways to kill time at work.He makes me laugh. did you notice the way he said I can almost dish out as much as him. Then like 2 minutes later he gives up. That kind of stuff makes happy. Fuel for the next fire.

wow... great idea Jazz...
on a lighter note.. when did smilies start becoming suggestive themes?
;) + :D = [sm=shootshoot.gif]

ok.. back to the AF awards...
longest thread defenitely goes to Answer & ? thread...

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"thirded"
not is is only the longest, but also the most irrelevant, uninformative and useless thread.
(thongor cleavage thread should not be included)

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ORIGINAL: kelly

"thirded"
not is is only the longest, but also the most irrelevant, uninformative and useless thread.
(thongor cleavage thread should not be included)


We still have yet to see your contribution to that thread...


And goddamnit, I was hoping to hit 400 posts while at work yesterday... I guess I failed, oh well, Today is the day.

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Kelly has great taste in cars, wine, & a great sense of humor,
I have no doubt she has great taste in thongs.. or is that she
taste great in thongs.. well. [:-] u get my drift...

;)

YEAH forTurbo i3uddha!!!!
you just made my day!!!! i'm voting for you in every category:D:D:D:D
[sm=bounceybounce.gif][sm=hail.gif][sm=happybounce.gif][sm=icon_rock.gif]

(and i have pink ones, blue ones, purple ones, red ones, black ones....oh hell, i got em all)

ORIGINAL: kelly

(and i have pink ones, blue ones, purple ones, red ones, black ones....oh hell, i got em all)


PROVE IT!!!

Dayum, you guys gotta take it easy on Kelly. Will you not be happy until every female is run off from AF? $hit, practice being nice to her so that when(if) another girl shows up on the forum you've already thought of something to say besides "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh....I wanna see pics of u nekkid"

Maybe we need a "most long suffering member" category. A joke is like one post. 100 posts makes you an ass.

YEAH!!! If yu losers don't learn to start taking it easy I'll hafta post pics of ME in MY thongs (I've got blue, black, gray, white, leapord-print....[:-])

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic

YEAH!!! If yu losers don't learn to start taking it easy I'll hafta post pics of ME in MY thongs (I've got blue, black, gray, white, leapord-print....[:-])


Are you challenging me?! I'll go buy blue black, gray, white, leapord print, and all the rest...

Ummm.. not a challenge, per-se. more of a threat. I long ago made it a policy to NEVER challenge another Man to a thong contest. In fact, one could say that I made it a policy BEFORE I even knew what a thong was...

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Wow, this thread got....interesting :eek:

Like a bunch of vultures circling a dead zebraontheplains of theSerengeti...good for Kelly's ego, I'm sure, but not much else.

Oh well, I guessdogs will hunt! Carry on, gentlemen...best of luck.

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ORIGINAL: playa256

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic

YEAH!!! If yu losers don't learn to start taking it easy I'll hafta post pics of ME in MY thongs (I've got blue, black, gray, white, leapord-print....[:-])


Unbeknowest to the forum, Jazz was let into the army through the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy... :D;)


We were warned about you army guys... lol


Actually I joined about a DECADE before anyone ever thought of "Don't ask/Don't tell." Ronnie Ray-Gun was my 1st C-in-C. Don't make me tell everybody what your D.I. shared with me about your "Make-Your-Buddy-SMILE" moment YOU had, during Boot...

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i don't mind the vultures. there's nothin anybody's gonna say here that will get to me......unless you start talkin trash about my car, then i might have to take it outside.

but we really should get back to the nominations.....

BACK. ON. TOPIC !