Im Teh Guy Your Mother Warned You About Posts: 10051
Joined: 2/6/2005 From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA Status: offline
...eight here, on AF. Here's the categories I'm dreamed up, so far:
Best Mod/Admin
Best No0b (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A6er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best RS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Biggest Post Whore
Biggest ****head I think we all know who'll win THIS one, this year
Funniest poster
That's all I can think of, so obviously no others are needed, but, if you fell I left out a category (legitimate category, or not), post it up and I'll take it under advisement.
Also, feel free to submit your nominations for each category (no need for multiple nominations), and I'll post up a POLL for each, the day after Christmas. That'll give you losers a WEEK to vote.
The ONLY thing you'll win is the respect and adulation of your peers... Ah, who'm I kidding. Noooooobody CARES, but, it WILL give you somethting to take yur mind off thinking about swallowing the barrel of your gun, on new years eve...
Im Teh Guy Your Mother Warned You About Posts: 10051
Joined: 2/6/2005 From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA Status: offline
Best Mod/Admin
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best RS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)
Biggest Post Whore
Member MOST likely to become the victum of a VTB campaign
Funniest poster
Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting)
Best Thread (shortie)
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD
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ORIGINAL: pturbo
Best Thread would be good. You could break that up into Long-time and Short lived thread
Added
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ORIGINAL: playa256
Almost forgot, we need to also have the "Oldest Living Member" award. That'll obviously be between you and Kelly, I'll just set up a poll...
Not really a practical category since the REALLY old folks don't show their age in their profile
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ORIGINAL: lauren5757
How about:
Biggest Whore (in general, not related to post whoring) Biggest Tits and... Member that needs to be banned before 2007 begins
Biggest WHORE sounds kinda personal, and I do not believe we have enough interactions with ALL the members of teh forum, to make an *informed* decision... Biggest TITS would require that ALL female members of teh forum send ME pics of their unclothed breasts, so that my *trained,* *calibrated* eye can make the call on who wins in either of the two categories:
Biggest TITS (Natural)
Biggest TITS (Enhanced)
IF enough pictures are sent TO ME I will consider adding these two categories to the awards post, so, LADIES (ONLY!!!) start sending me those qualifying pics to (same as my screenname) at: gmail
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ORIGINAL: Lazer Viking
does the best noob, mean most retarded... or the ones that actually contribute to the site ?
Category added, for clarification
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ORIGINAL: Flip
How about a new category for those that are in need of being a moderator?
Category added
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ORIGINAL: 18T
well my award as off 12am on the first of 06 was King of the hill (KOTH)
valid until 12am on the first of 07.
Well OF COURSE we're gonna run the KOTH thread, again, this year. Are you PREPARED to defend your crown?
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ORIGINAL: Palindari
Sounds good to me
What about the TT's, mate - they're Audi's too!
My most HUMBLE apologies, to you and ALL the TTers. Category added.
OK, no more categories. Start posting up your nominations. Any category not recieving at least 3 nominations will be omitted from the show
< Message edited by AWDaholic -- 12/19/2006 11:37:10 AM >
Im Teh Guy Your Mother Warned You About Posts: 10051
Joined: 2/6/2005 From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Best Mod/Admin
Best No0b, most helpful and STILL in 1st gear, or less (must have joined during CY 2006)
Worst Newb, least relevant posts and STILL wearing newbie tag (must have joined during CY 2006)
Best A2'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A3'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A4'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A6'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best A8'r (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best TT'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best Q7'r (most helpful on THAT sections forum)
Best S-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best RS-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Allroad-er (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best Classic & Other (most helpful guy on THAT sections forum)
Best OT poster
Worst poster (overall, LEAST helpfull, ALL categories)
Biggest Post Whore
Member MOST likely to become the victum of a VTB campaign
Funniest poster
Thread Killer
Best thread (long-lasting)
Best Thread (shortie)
Member most likely to be elevated to MOD
Teh Wurst spelerer
OK, no more categories. Start posting up your nominations. Any category not recieving at least 3 nominations will be omitted from the show
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ORIGINAL: kelly
well jazz, i guess i won't be included in the awards here unless you have a catagory for:
THE hottest, sexiest, most voluptuous, most intriguing, stimulating, spellbinding and captivating non-contributor to an automotive forum.
how about "WORST speller"
OK, I added worst speller, because it's a good one to have, that I left out. And, Kelly, you cud STILL take Biggest TITS... All yu hafta do is send me PROOF (no photochopped images, please, FULL frontal nudity AND with a little creativity on YOUR part yu cud prolly take "Most Creatively Styled BUSH," too BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well
Im Teh Guy Your Mother Warned You About Posts: 10051
Joined: 2/6/2005 From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: playa256
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ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
OK, I added worst speller, because it's a good one to have, that I left out. And, Kelly, you cud STILL take Biggest TITS... All yu hafta do is send me PROOF (no photochopped images, please, FULL frontal nudity AND with a little creativity on YOUR part yu cud prolly take "Most Creatively Styled BUSH," too BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well
Jazz wins the prize for "Forum member with the biggest erection at the moment."
Az ytou camn see, it';s prettry hard tp tyoe witrh thios thinmg blockling mu view...
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ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
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ORIGINAL: playa256
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ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
OK, I added worst speller, because it's a good one to have, that I left out. And, Kelly, you cud STILL take Biggest TITS... All yu hafta do is send me PROOF (no photochopped images, please, FULL frontal nudity AND with a little creativity on YOUR part yu cud prolly take "Most Creatively Styled BUSH," too BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well
Jazz wins the prize for "Forum member with the biggest erection at the moment."
Az ytou camn see, it';s prettry hard tp tyoe witrh thios thinmg blockling mu view...
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I'm hosting the AF 2006 awards... - 
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BONUS points if I can see a l'il lip, as well
