A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed she wasn't eating chicken anymore.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards"
LMAO!!
~Amanda
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RE: Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...
Don't sweat it, guys. I've been eating chicken for 40-some-odd years and, believe me, the neck and gizzards only grow SO big. Your feathers will eventually turn grey, or so I'm told, but I haven't been able to confirm THAT, yet!
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RE: Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...
damn...i was hoping if i ate more chicken..it'd grow even bigger...thanks for ruining it AWD
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Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...
