Ok..so I'm sure the thread title gave you very little insight to what the fuck this is about.
But beleive mes its quite hilarious...
Ok so coming home from albertsons... Me and my Cousin, just went to grab some drinks. On our way back we get behind a "Gold Grand Prix" going 40 in a 45.. 2 way road, I decide to pass her. So I redline second and pass a hoe at 60ish maybe.. get well infront of her. then slow back down to 55? Or so. So I notice the bitch behind me speeds up and is now tailgating me.. Im like what the fuck, "Youre mad that I passed you" lolol. So we make a left at the light and she follows, I thought it was a little odd but it was still a somewhat "Major light" so I didnt see an issue.. so now we turn into my neighborhood she still follows, we turn onto my street she still follows (Note we didnt know it was a dumb broad, so were like fuck stopping at our house this person could have a gun) So I take 2 more turns to be sure im actually being followed. OK, BITCH IS STILL FOLLOWING ME. Were in a huge neighborhood complex so I'm like alright I can play this game... "CHIP TOOK OFFF!!!" haha.. No i fucking took off, prolly hit well I wont tell speeds since they cops were involved later in the story. Ok so.. This BITCH is trying to follow me, and note, I'm like some sorta champion driver. Every turn she gets farther behind and cant keep up, untill I see just her tail lights and I completly 100% ditch this car. PROLLY THE MOST FUN THING EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER that Ive EVER EVER done! Btw.. if you can get into a chase, do it... fucking so much fun. Ok.. so we go into a neighborhood under construction. Turn off my lights for a sec.. just chill. Don't want this POS to be prowling fooo meh. So 2-5 minutes go by.. and we begin back for the house to put my whip in the garage.. We pass the local school. TWO PIGS AND THE GOLD GRAND PRIX sitting there.. in the parking lot. I get pulled over. Cops are all hard.. well actually the dude cop was amazingly chill and prolly the nicest/smartest dude ever. The broad cop, was your average broad. Being all hard, like she has something to prove to the world. God woman cops shouldn't be allowed, its embarrassing how they act. So luckily we talk to the guy for the most part.. First he takes our licenses, then we sit there, NOTE: THAT BITCH HAS HER COP CAR HORIZONTAL INFRONT OF ME WITH A HUGE LIGHT IN MY FACE, LIKE IM A CONVICT. Makes me sick. So.. The dude asks to speak with me, I tell him its my car, the story.. and said I didnt see any option but to try to ditch this person.. and really he seemed to agree. Then he takes my cousin out and makes sure our stories match (Which obviously they did)... So then the woman cop comes over, heres the BROAD that chased me story. Get this.. "BAD PEOPLE ARE AFTER HER, OHH YESS.. THEY ARE FROM TEXAS TRYING TO KILL HER.. YEP YEP.. (I have a texas plate, I just moved back to AZ) AND ACCORDING TO HER, I CUT HER OFF SO CLOSE THAT SHE ALMOST SWERVED OFF THE ROAD AND I SCARED HER AND HER KIDS HALF TO DEATH" Ok.. first of all, I didn't even go in "CUT OFF" Territory.. I was seriously 10 yards past that dumb broad. Secondly.. SHES CHASING ME AND IM SUPPOSIVELY THIS BAD PERSON? thirdly.. SHE HAS TWO FUCKING KIDS IN THE CAR AND SHES FOLLOWING ME AT HIGH SPEEDS.. HOLY FUCK. CASE CLOSED.
So.. Bitch cop bitches at me and my cousin, we kinda are dicks to her. Just a little bit to give her a hard time. Were still honest and straight with her though. So my cousin talks to both of them tells them I had no choice, and thinks its a buncha BS that she isn't getting in trouble and we are (Which we didnt but at the time we were unsure).. Then the bitch cop comes up to me and gives me a big guilt trip and tells me all this dumb stuff that she has no clue about telling me I'm in the wrong and I shouldn't speed.. Like I run through neighborhoods like that regularly.. She shoulda told the woman this shit. Then she goes away.. The guy cop comes up, me and my cousin are now both in the car. Says.. were both off and "I dont know what she told you, but I dont agree with alot of what she said. I think you guys made the right choice, theres not much else you could really do and I agree that the womans story doesn't quite add up" So holla.. got off scotch free. Which we should have anyway. And that psycho woman hopefully got sent to a mental institution. Good stuff, Fun stuff
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Lol 1) Woman Cops 2) Crazy Bitches 3) <3 Quattro!
