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For Christ's sake, tell me this is a joke. If not, you should skin your friend alive after he buys you a new engine, then shoot yourself for even listening to him and following his advice.
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Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?
LMFAO! OMFG!
Sorry to hear that man but you should have consulted someone else who knows Audis before you let your honda friend even touch your car. I'm a newb when it comes to working on cars, but my intuition tells me sucking sand into your intake is not a good idea. Your friend should buy you a new engine.
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I agree - retite it "what not to do" or something like that, and also put it in the new members area so future noobs can a) learn from a colossal idiot, and b) realize that no matter how bad they get flamed on here, it could be a LOT worse.
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"I want to run 11s - what do I need?" "A shorter track." (from the Z boards years ago)
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f.u.c.k.ing serious right now ? you're right your friend dosent know audi's...damn german engineering made it damn near impossible for the car to run with sand injection.
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Nope - that'll take too long. Run your oil return line from the turbo into the turbine housing itself, and blast it out the back of the car. You'll get it all outta there a lot faster.
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Jeremy 99 A4 2.8QM 30v (a few things to make the car look better, sound better, stop better, and entertain passengers better)
"I want to run 11s - what do I need?" "A shorter track." (from the Z boards years ago)
you should probably do a compression check after that whole port and polish procedure. and yes, your car will magically be fine to go pick your girlfriend up from work. i'm sorry no one here bothered to answer your second question. they are so rude sometimes.
No way this is true.......Ive ported and polished a few heads in my day and wish i knew this secret before spending dozens of hrs pulling the head apart and using a diegrinder to port and polish the heads.
A good tip to shed some easy weight from your car is to just remove the steering wheel....you dont need it, just pull that sucker off and leave it at home.
jeez, this has to be a joke!!!! even a 2 year old knows what a flamming airfilter is used for even if they dont exactly know what it is! on the other hand though, this has to be one of the funniest posts on AF. LMFAO
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