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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 2/1/2008 9:50:37 PM

tooxtreme8813

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Redgoat™

HAHAHAHAHA ohh man! what a Tard!!

Scott@USRT is a really knowledgable guy!!!

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 2/3/2008 8:24:49 PM

djcabo

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hey guys
after i saw this it just made me laugh so much i wanted to play a joke on a guy i know so i just started telling him about what he should do. heres the convo.
im gabe and i replaced his name with private22 for reasons you would probably understand
haha

Gabe: hey have you changed your blinker fluid?
private22: blinker fluid?
Gabe: yeha bro
Gabe: u didnt know
private22: um no...
Gabe: they just came up on the news and said that everyone doenst do it and they need to
private22: blinker fluid on what? i don't understand
Gabe: on all cars
Gabe: for your blinkers bro
private22: did u do it?
Gabe: Blinker fluid should be changed every 25,000 blinks or 6 months whichever comes first. If you're female or over sixty, 25000 blinks comes around really fast. If you live in Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas, California or Texas, you don't care if your blinker works so don't worry about it. You can get one of those cute blinker logs at truck stops.
private22: oh k, now i get it...
Gabe: yeha
Gabe: no joke
private22: so i need to post this?
Gabe: no bro
Gabe: im just telling you to do it
Gabe: to ur car
private22: oh k.. but one small detail... i don't have my own car yet, lol
Gabe: well tell ur dad to do it on his car
private22: um k... i'l tell him... but i think i tell my mom cuz my dad is in michigan right now...
private22: lol
Gabe: ok but idk if ur mom will know
private22: yea ur right, i'l tell my dad when he comes back....
private22: so did u replace ur blinkers every 25000 times, lol
private22: ?
Gabe: no dude not replace your blinkers
Gabe: add more fluid
private22: well yea add more fluid
Gabe: i just did the 6 months thing
Gabe: i lost count after 10 thousand
Gabe: ohh dude also
Gabe: u gotta change your exhaust bearings
Gabe: if you have dual exhaust remember to buy 2
Gabe: also to get better gas milage on the freeway
private22: k... but dude be sure to remind me this when i tell u i got my car....
Gabe: u should add sand to your tires instead of air
private22: sand? instead of air? wow dude i'm no a pro on tires, lol
Gabe: its easy trust me
private22: why is it better sand?
Gabe: u make a small hole
Gabe: with a knice
Gabe: knife
Gabe: pour the sand in
Gabe: and then put glue over it
Gabe: and heat it with a lighter
Gabe: it makes it so ur tires are heavier
private22: um r u sure? this sounds kind of weird to do that...
Gabe: im positive
Gabe: they do it on the formula one too
Gabe: why do u think they change out tires
Gabe: they dont have time to replace the sand
private22: oh k.... well remind me all of this when i get my car, cuz like this for me it's pointless except for my dad...
private22: well i thinks he knows about the sand thing but doesn't really do it... i donno but w/e, just u know remind me when i get the bmw

this is NO joke!!
i swear!

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 2/8/2008 8:44:35 AM

94rt10ohio

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There is a solution to his issue.... It has two wheels and pedals

< Message edited by 94rt10ohio -- 2/8/2008 10:27:28 AM >

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 2/23/2008 9:39:45 PM

Carmaster

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Do you think I could get banned for posting this on another forum?

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 2/23/2008 10:34:12 PM

Carmaster

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Wow! They're really patient at the playstation racing forums. Take a look.

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 2/24/2008 11:39:48 AM

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As I started reading the first post I said, maan I want to port my head too.

so without finishing reading the first post I went to Loewe's and bought sand, only they had none left so I went with coarse-grain cement.

It didnt work at porting my head and the negine started choking (maybe I shouldve left the filter IN?) so I read through the rest of this thread and someone said flush with water...

now Im in big trouble. my engine wont turn on for some reason, it wont even move one inch.

Thanks AF !!

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 3/1/2008 5:31:22 PM

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LOL thats an old trick try using sand paper and sand it works best also any rocks you can find

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 3/4/2008 5:39:08 PM

jiggleo

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Thank you for making my night. I ran this story by my girlfriend who has no idea about cars and asked if I was kidding no further than the part of hooking the sand to the intake. I laughed so hard I almost passed out. WAIT!! pants feel wet gotta check!

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 3/4/2008 9:09:52 PM

acamillo

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No way man this totally works. My friend did it on his e36 325 and got 50 rwhp. no joke...

lmao i love this thread

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 3/5/2008 8:55:27 PM

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Haha, The PS forums is alot nicer than this one... People gave legitimate answers and here they just said "your f***ing Retarded" lol

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 3/6/2008 3:26:56 PM

rxion

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From the rota boys of New Zealand.
Your a ****in dum ass

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 3/6/2008 11:41:26 PM

badhonda

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I dont know if this is a pisstake or what but Its just made it as far as www.nzhondas.com down here in new zealand .....I think the guys friend was more into pushbike tuning as opposed to hondas......

what a noOb

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 3/7/2008 1:18:24 AM

chaos92287

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wow, people are still falling for this joke...

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 3/25/2008 2:48:38 AM

Siena

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Sand in an engine. Hmmm.

You expect anyone to believe that?

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 4/16/2008 3:20:43 PM

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bump, so funny

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 4/18/2008 7:47:13 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 5/1/2008 9:49:57 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Siena

Sand in an engine. Hmmm.

You expect anyone to believe that?

Dude! its real?

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/25/2008 12:14:13 AM

kb277

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ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my GOD, YOU ARE THE KING OF DUMBASS'S!!!!!!!!!!
IF THIS IS A JOKE IT DEFO THE BEST I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!
IF NOT THEN MAY I SUGGEST A SHORT ROPE A TALL TREE AND YOUR MATES NECK.

WHEN MY CAR RUNS OUT OF FUEL AND I'M TOO FAR FROM A GAS STATION I SOMETIMES TIP THE CAR ON ITS SIDE OPEN THE FUEL CAP AND WAIT FOR IT TO RAIN..........UNLESS OF COURSE I NEED A PEE

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/29/2008 2:28:40 AM

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Had to register just to post my laugh, HAHAHAHAHA, Oh my goodness, HAHAHA...

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/29/2008 5:41:21 AM

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - 5/29/2008 9:46:52 AM

cbede_s4

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There is an easy fix for this. The sand has created to much flow in the exaust system, thus reducing your back pressure. Kaleco Auto sells an O-pipe that is a direct bolt-on, which is guaranteed to increase back pressure by at least one hundred percent. That should help.

Check it out!

Good Luck,

chris at aircondition.com
http://www.aircondition.com

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/29/2008 12:24:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: onepoint8tee

You and your friend can agrue over who deserves this more:

You formated it wrong :(

Also, you've been dugg pretty heavy: http://digg.com/autos/I_Was_Considering_Putting_Sand_In_My_Engine_So_I_Googled_It

Finally, to the OP: You don't deserve a car! Hell, you don't deserve a bicycle!

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/29/2008 3:03:19 PM

MikesZ06

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Just letting you guys know, someone just tried to pull this same stunt over on our site.....

http://www.z06vette.com/forums/f62/new-member-new-car-advice-needed-110930-new/

Mike

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/29/2008 3:48:50 PM

rustyboy155

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This made it over to the MINI forums...

Priceless!

http://www.northamericanmotoring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2263911#post2263911

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RE: Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong... - 5/29/2008 7:58:38 PM

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Admins,

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE OR CLOSE THIS THREAD AS IT IS LIVING PROOF THAT MAN IS INDEED DE-EVOLVING.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Powrd1.8T, we have been instructed by the authorities to cut off your nuts to prevent further contamination to the human species. Watch your back LOL.

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