So I have never owned a car before. I have been more of a truck person.
I finally broke down and bought the only car I would ever want to drive an Audi. I bought an A4 3.2vliter.

I absolutely love the car however the constant beeping, buzzing and everything that goes along with this makes me not want to drive this car or buy anything that resembles an audi again. Is there any want to shut it off? The seatbelt beeping (even if you are in park) the buzzing when you open up the door etc. It is the most horrific sound I have ever experienced. Please help me like this car again.

IM WITH YOU TOO... I CANT STAND HOW I CANT EVEN SIT IN THE PARKING LOT OF CARLS JR TO EAT MY WESTERN BURGER AND LISTEN TO MUSIC WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR MY SEATBELT TO AVOID THE BEEPING.. I MUST SAY... THIS ALSO DOES MAKE ME NOT WANT TO DRIVE IT ANYMORE... IS THERE A FUSE WE CAN POP OUT OR WHAT?

Did you even drive the car before you bought it? theres really not a simple way to remove the warnings from the system like a fuse.

Lol you guys are complaining about safety features.

"I hate this car! It's lights are too bright and the god damned all wheel drive won't let me peel out. Makes me not want to drive this car anymore!!!"

Classic.

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LOL, nicely put.

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There might be a way to change some of that stuff with VAG-COM.
I'm not sure though, so don't quote me on it!

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