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I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted

  

NH_USA -> I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/27/2008 12:10:49 PM)

OK it wasn't quite that bad but on Sunday morning I passed thru London Heathrow airport and "What to my wondering eyes should appear, but an AUDI R8 Roadcar." It was just sittling in the waiting area of Terminal 1.

I walked over and placed my hand on the left front fender and it seemed to say "Here I am, please take me home."

When I touched it's door it said, "Please come in."

When I put my hand on the side it said, "Please posess me."

About that time a girl came by and told me to take my grubby hands off the car. The spell was broken, but the memory of what could be remains.


  
PseudoKirby -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/27/2008 1:46:19 PM)

I was expecing this story to end in "and thats how I got arrested on GTA charges"

Slurm -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/27/2008 1:51:20 PM)

Did it really belong to some girl? Im not trying to be sexist, I just dont know of any women capable of truly respecting that automobile

Kevin -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/27/2008 1:56:21 PM)

Too bad the girl did not tell you the same things that the car had said to you:

"Here I am, please take me home."

"Please come in."

"Please posess me."

Better luck next time. [:D]

marko_tomas13 -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/27/2008 2:44:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kevin

Too bad the girl did not tell you the same things that the car had said to you:

"Here I am, please take me home."

"Please come in."

"Please posess me."

Better luck next time. [:D]



LOL.

Imagine getting the car AND the girl.
Please tell me she was hot...

NH_USA -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/27/2008 10:41:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Slurm

Did it really belong to some girl? Im not trying to be sexist, I just dont know of any women capable of truly respecting that automobile


It was in the waiting area at Heathrow - On the airside of security. It had signs saying something about purchasing the car, but I had a hard time understanding them because they were in English not American.

The girl was a bit ugly - Thinking back about it -- She most likely wanted me to take her home, come in, and posess her. But I was more interested in the car!


I talk about a beautiful car and you guys want to know what the girl looks like? [sm=icon_beat.gif]

katcoota -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/28/2008 12:36:57 AM)

 
There is an exotic car dealer close by to where I live. He has been keeping his R8 inside the showroom, opposite the lambo. The Ferrari was outside yesterday.... Just shows the respect the R8 has...

ppgoal -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/28/2008 10:56:05 AM)

How ugly?   You can be mighty tolerant if she owns the R8.
 
Or was she wearing an airport security uniform?

NH_USA -> RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted (4/28/2008 1:00:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ppgoal

How ugly?   You can be mighty tolerant if she owns the R8.
 
Or was she wearing an airport security uniform?


You remind me of the redneck that advertised for a wife and said to send him a picture of the bass boat.


Now that I think about it she was not all that ugly, but next to the car most girls would not stack-up.  Speaking of stack-up she was wearing a halter top that was well filled and short shorts that were a bit tight - not a security uniform.

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