OK it wasn't quite that bad but on Sunday morning I passed thru London Heathrow airport and "What to my wondering eyes should appear, but an AUDI R8 Roadcar." It was just sittling in the waiting area of Terminal 1.
I walked over and placed my hand on the left front fender and it seemed to say "Here I am, please take me home."
When I touched it's door it said, "Please come in."
When I put my hand on the side it said, "Please posess me."
About that time a girl came by and told me to take my grubby hands off the car. The spell was broken, but the memory of what could be remains.
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1997 A6 Avant 1998 Jetta 2007 Dodge Grand Caravan SXT one High Performance Roller Skate
Did it really belong to some girl? Im not trying to be sexist, I just dont know of any women capable of truly respecting that automobile
It was in the waiting area at Heathrow - On the airside of security. It had signs saying something about purchasing the car, but I had a hard time understanding them because they were in English not American.
The girl was a bit ugly - Thinking back about it -- She most likely wanted me to take her home, come in, and posess her. But I was more interested in the car!
I talk about a beautiful car and you guys want to know what the girl looks like?
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1997 A6 Avant 1998 Jetta 2007 Dodge Grand Caravan SXT one High Performance Roller Skate
There is an exotic car dealer close by to where I live. He has been keeping his R8 inside the showroom, opposite the lambo. The Ferrari was outside yesterday.... Just shows the respect the R8 has...
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Audi S6 Avant 4.2 MT6 2001 Pipercross air filter Tinting Rear Parking Aids
How ugly? You can be mighty tolerant if she owns the R8.
Or was she wearing an airport security uniform?
You remind me of the redneck that advertised for a wife and said to send him a picture of the bass boat.
Now that I think about it she was not all that ugly, but next to the car most girls would not stack-up. Speaking of stack-up she was wearing a halter top that was well filled and short shorts that were a bit tight - not a security uniform.
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1997 A6 Avant 1998 Jetta 2007 Dodge Grand Caravan SXT one High Performance Roller Skate
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I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted - 
