this is the funniest thing i've seen all day.
but i do sympathize with you, carlos.
i've tried on strappy dresses that, on the hanger look very easy....then you get into the dressing room and it's a whole different story.
sometimes clothes need to come with an "operating manual"!!
you can always set a new trend and just tie the darned thing in a knot!!!
OH..... and atleast you don't have to worry about being "pantsed" wearing those shorts!!!

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