The thing with the situation like this is, you always have to ask yourself, "Who has more to lose, me, or them?". and you're the one with the Audi.

 

take one of the kids and beat the everloving **** out of him while his friends are watching (have your friends hold them down. then tell them if any more scratches appear on your cars you will be rotating out the kid each time. then dump that skunk urine all over both and light em up with paintball guns as they are running away. later tonite egg the **** outta their house. im talkin at least 6 cartons. reason why i suggest this and not the cops is cause the cop thing doesn't work half the time. sometimes they cant tell its the kids based on some dark video. and other times it takes forever for paperwork to get filed and in that time they are fukin up ur cars even more. so scare the **** outa them and MAKE them never want to *** with you again. trust me it works

 

yea a bashed up audi is worse than a bashed up huffy.

 

but not that much worse than a based up face/nuts

 

I dmire your self control. if some punk a$$ kid key'd my car, i would beat him to effing bad

or take my 12 guage and blow out their windows ;-)

but they dont have cars...


id ssteal their bikes, take em apart to individual piueces. and leav em where they lost em

then coat their house in eggs

then i would KEY THEIR PARENTS CAR and leave a note on the car that if their son;s hadnt keys my car, i wouldnt have keys their. and dont sign it. lol

 

your school dosent have cameras ?

**** just wait till they drive and give them a brand new car-bque

take their bikes and sell them on ebay

ransack their houses

get some of your buddies their age to beat the **** out of them

or my personal fav, after you get your car repainted take some of the extra paint and make then drink it

 

If you know where they live...
Go to their parents. If they don't do anything, call the cops again. IF anything, video.

I had a friend get his car keyed by a guy caused by a girl! I won't go there, but you should get the picture.
Got his parents to pay for a $2000 paint job.

 

these are some good ways to deal but seriously do the 5 step program one

 

Marbles... But at that point might as well hit them with hammers ... BTW thats not a very good idea

 

Or just take one kids bike and loosen bolts on his front forks(just one kid though so its not obvious) .. and chase him down the road on foot one day .. then when his wheel comes off and he faceplants into the ground .. You never touched him .. But wear gloves .. And to make it less obvious after he wrecks run right by him and yell here girl pretending to find your lost puppy ...