I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
#1
04-27-2008, 03:10 PM
I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
OK it wasn't quite that bad but on Sunday morning I passed thru London Heathrow airport and "What to my wondering eyes should appear, but an AUDI R8 Roadcar." It was just sittling in the waiting area of Terminal 1.
I walked over and placed my hand on the left front fender and it seemed to say "Here I am, please take me home."
When I touched it's door it said, "Please come in."
When I put my hand on the side it said, "Please posess me."
About that time agirl came by and told me to take my grubby hands off the car. The spell was broken, but the memory of what could be remains.
I walked over and placed my hand on the left front fender and it seemed to say "Here I am, please take me home."
When I touched it's door it said, "Please come in."
When I put my hand on the side it said, "Please posess me."
About that time agirl came by and told me to take my grubby hands off the car. The spell was broken, but the memory of what could be remains.
#2
04-27-2008, 04:46 PM
RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
I was expecing this story to end in "and thats how I got arrested on GTA charges"
#4
04-27-2008, 04:56 PM
RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
Too bad the girl did not tell you the same things that the car had said to you:
"Here I am, please take me home."
"Please come in."
"Please posess me."
Better luck next time.
"Here I am, please take me home."
"Please come in."
"Please posess me."
Better luck next time.
#5
04-27-2008, 05:44 PM
RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
ORIGINAL: Kevin
Too bad the girl did not tell you the same things that the car had said to you:
"Here I am, please take me home."
"Please come in."
"Please posess me."
Better luck next time.
Too bad the girl did not tell you the same things that the car had said to you:
"Here I am, please take me home."
"Please come in."
"Please posess me."
Better luck next time.
Imagine getting the car AND the girl.
Please tell me she was hot...
#6
04-28-2008, 01:41 AM
RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
ORIGINAL: Slurm
Did it really belong to some girl? Im not trying to be sexist, I just dont know of any women capable of truly respecting that automobile
Did it really belong to some girl? Im not trying to be sexist, I just dont know of any women capable of truly respecting that automobile
The girl was a bit ugly - Thinking back about it -- She most likely wanted me to take her home, come in, and posess her. But I was more interested in the car!
I talk about a beautiful car and you guys want to know what the girl looks like? [sm=icon_beat.gif]
#7
04-28-2008, 03:36 AM
RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
There is an exotic car dealer close by to where I live. He has been keeping his R8 inside the showroom, opposite the lambo. The Ferrari was outside yesterday.... Just shows the respect the R8 has...
#9
04-28-2008, 04:00 PM
RE: I saw it, I touched it, I almost fainted
ORIGINAL: ppgoal
How ugly? You can be mighty tolerant if she owns the R8.
Or was she wearing an airport security uniform?
How ugly? You can be mighty tolerant if she owns the R8.
Or was she wearing an airport security uniform?
Now that I think about it she was not all that ugly, but next to the car most girls would not stack-up. Speaking of stack-up she was wearing a halter top that was well filled and short shorts that were a bit tight - not a security uniform.
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