Hmm...The comments of CLX are of his own opinion and do not reflect the values, thoughts, and opinions of any other black members of this forum...just thought I'd throw that out there.

 

why do black people run faster then white people?

 

Lol. Ask a black guy. Reminds me of the Chappelle Show segment.

 

Do police fallow you around more because of your car. I know they do to me because im a kid.

 

THREAD JACK!!1!
[ul][*]OK, love Kool-aid, from when I was a kid (1st thing Mom let us make on our own, DUH!)[*]Fried chicken, too (ever been to a black family reunion and sampled the various recipies? Damn!)[*]Hate watermelon (too stringy, and, I'm not all THAT Black, to tell the truth)[*]I sometimes HAFTA grab my sch1tt... When I see a nice tight onion (an @ss so fine it brings a tear to yo eye just to THINK about peelin' it), and my junk starts to react, my BVD'zz is TOO restrictive when it starts to un-coil. When I'm holdin' my piece I can direct it to the side. Those of you w/o any appreciable length will NEVER unnerstand.[*]We run faster BECAUSE WE CAN! But, seriously, it's in our genes, of course. Ever hadda out-run a lion? Me neither, STOP with the stereotypes, dumb-a$$.[*]DWB is NO FUN. Neither is a felony stop! ESPECIALLY if you're 40-something, driving your OWN CAR, hold a security clearance AND make moor loot than them punk-@ssed cops, legitimately![*]Honestly, Im more of a nutmeg than black, but *you* people see me and "see" black. WTF is up with THAT, is what *I* wanna kno?[/ul]

Funny thread, BTW, in the finest tradition of Puff-Pac-Dog-whats-his-name that thinks Obama should cater to Blacks if he's elected... I wonder how long before sac-holder, or whatever his name was, comes here and chastizes CLX for promoting stereotypes?

edyt to add: *I* eat pu$$... Been doing it LONGER than 99.9% of you WB's. Can GO at it LONGER than ALL of you WB's. And I DEFINITELY do it BETTER that 100% of you WB's. Don't sweat the technique! I'm not called the cunning-linguist becauseI speak 4-languages (5, if you count Ebonics), ormy poetic abilities.

 

Well, as you probably know, black guys junks are huge, and because of that, if we buy pants that are our size it pinches and cuts off circulation. So, we have to buy pants that are at least two sizes too big. But, it's totally not cool to wear a belt in da hood, so the obvious thing is to grab our junk and that will hold our pants up. Also, when it's not comically huge, we often carry a piece in the waistband of our pants, but since we never get holsters, we have to physically hold it in place and keep it ready to go since we love shooting at each other.

 

I did see the point and powerful message in the movie Crash, and it was very well done. But, I didn't like it because it's just not my type of movie. Now, get me some Pulp Fiction and we're good!

 

Watermellon is great stuff. My mom used to eat it back in da 'hood all the time when she was a kid. I'm not sure where putting salt on it came from but, when in Rome...

 

As in, I really wish they weren't a part of my race? Probably Kanye West for his 'George Bush hates black people' remarks. That really rubbed me the wrong way, because I know for a fact that GW loves us black folk. He needs us around because our lifestyle is the only thing that makes him look good.

 

Right on, brotha.