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A. Yes, because its 4am and im still up

Q. Where the hell is everyone and why am I the only one online?

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A: It is 4 a.m. most of the world sleeps except for you

Q: Why am I at work so early?

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A: Because you like the smell of the outside air this early in the morning.
Q: Is Disneyland truley the happiest place on earth?

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A: no, Audiland is

Q: what's your favorite smell?

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A: Fresh cut grass

Q: What's your favorite desert?

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A: Chocolate cake with melted chocolate inside…..and some ice cream….with some chocolate on it.

Q: What is the average airspeed of an African swallow carrying a coconut?

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A: 7 mph

Q: Why does Pepto Bismol have to taste so bad?

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A: Because it's made from liquid Chalk.

Q: (from an old commercial) How many licks does it take to get to teh center of a "Tootsie-Roll Tootsie-Pop?"

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A: 3

Q: How many posts would one need to make on this thread before being declared "Post-whore of the Millenium"?

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A: Also 3, or any multiple thereof...

Q: Where da ladies at?