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Best Ad
ok best Advertisement I have seen written for something
HEPA Metal Thunder
It’s a fire-breathing, two-fisted nuclear tyrannosaurus with a surly disposition. It’s an untamed, howling kung-fu barbarian, dripping with adrenaline and spoiling for a fight. It’s a berserk tornado of raw aggression with little respect for social norms. It’s the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum, and it was born to destroy.
Like an unbroken bronco, the self-propelled WindTunnel can only be tamed through sheer willpower, by staring it dead in the eye until it blinks first. A ruthless HEPA filter eliminates 99.98 percent of all dust mites, ragweed, and common grass pollens – that’s right, no bag. This ain’t your Great-Aunt Harriet’s Hoover.
Make peace with your creator and hang on for dear life. Your breath and your household dirt are about to be taken away by the full-on, *****-out cleaning power of the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum. Strap yourself in for a white-knuckled, rip-snorting ride to the outer reaches of vacuum sanity. Only the fearless will survive!
HEPA Metal Thunder
It’s a fire-breathing, two-fisted nuclear tyrannosaurus with a surly disposition. It’s an untamed, howling kung-fu barbarian, dripping with adrenaline and spoiling for a fight. It’s a berserk tornado of raw aggression with little respect for social norms. It’s the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum, and it was born to destroy.
Like an unbroken bronco, the self-propelled WindTunnel can only be tamed through sheer willpower, by staring it dead in the eye until it blinks first. A ruthless HEPA filter eliminates 99.98 percent of all dust mites, ragweed, and common grass pollens – that’s right, no bag. This ain’t your Great-Aunt Harriet’s Hoover.
Make peace with your creator and hang on for dear life. Your breath and your household dirt are about to be taken away by the full-on, *****-out cleaning power of the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum. Strap yourself in for a white-knuckled, rip-snorting ride to the outer reaches of vacuum sanity. Only the fearless will survive!
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RE: Best Ad
Two-piece system that firms and tones your inner and outer thighs
Thighmaster Gold will firm, tone and strengthen key areas of your body including your hips, thighs, buttocks, upper and lower arms, chest, stomach and upper back. Simply squeeze the two different ends of the Thighmaster Gold together and you will be well on your way to achieving the toned, strong look you desire!
In just twenty minutes a day you can squeeze your way to a trimmer, toned and firm body. As you squeeze your way into fitness Thighmaster Gold's foam covered spring-loaded steel will offer just the right amount of resistance. Using the Thighmaster Gold system is incredibly easy. To tighten and strengthen your inner thighs and hips simply place Thigh master gold between your legs and squeeze.
Features:
Firms and tones chest muscles
Perfect for shaping your inner thighs
Tones stomach and abdomen
Thightens upper arms
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 13,574
From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
RE: Best Ad
I wanna get those guys to write my next personals ad...
I don't think it qualifies as SPAM, since he dint give us a link...
ORIGINAL: pturbo
Does this mean that you are banned from the spam-jumpers contest now?
Does this mean that you are banned from the spam-jumpers contest now?
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 887
From: Orange, California
RE: Best Ad
ORIGINAL: Redgoat
ok best Advertisement I have seen written for something
ok best Advertisement I have seen written for something
HEPA Metal Thunder
It’s a fire-breathing, two-fisted nuclear tyrannosaurus with a surly disposition. It’s an untamed, howling kung-fu barbarian, dripping with adrenaline and spoiling for a fight. It’s a berserk tornado of raw aggression with little respect for social norms. It’s the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum, and it was born to destroy.
Like an unbroken bronco, the self-propelled WindTunnel can only be tamed through sheer willpower, by staring it dead in the eye until it blinks first. A ruthless HEPA filter eliminates 99.98 percent of all dust mites, ragweed, and common grass pollens – that’s right, no bag. This ain’t your Great-Aunt Harriet’s Hoover.
Make peace with your creator and hang on for dear life. Your breath and your household dirt are about to be taken away by the full-on, *****-out cleaning power of the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum. Strap yourself in for a white-knuckled, rip-snorting ride to the outer reaches of vacuum sanity. Only the fearless will survive!
It’s a fire-breathing, two-fisted nuclear tyrannosaurus with a surly disposition. It’s an untamed, howling kung-fu barbarian, dripping with adrenaline and spoiling for a fight. It’s a berserk tornado of raw aggression with little respect for social norms. It’s the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum, and it was born to destroy.
Like an unbroken bronco, the self-propelled WindTunnel can only be tamed through sheer willpower, by staring it dead in the eye until it blinks first. A ruthless HEPA filter eliminates 99.98 percent of all dust mites, ragweed, and common grass pollens – that’s right, no bag. This ain’t your Great-Aunt Harriet’s Hoover.
Make peace with your creator and hang on for dear life. Your breath and your household dirt are about to be taken away by the full-on, *****-out cleaning power of the Hoover WindTunnel Self-propelled Bagless HEPA Vacuum. Strap yourself in for a white-knuckled, rip-snorting ride to the outer reaches of vacuum sanity. Only the fearless will survive!
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