I like clever ads like that. I appriciate the post redgoat!

 

im half cut but that vacuum add was pretty damn funny

 

vaccuum cleaner adds "suck"
ha ha

great descriptive adjectives.. something to remember to impress the english teacher when writing your next paper.

 

Here's something that is bound to suck like no other -

 

^^^^^^ Sounds like they invented the title first, then made the movie.

 

I got a feeling that it will go down as a cult classic for being absolutely terrible. It could be "Show Girls" meets "ConAir" meets "Congo" - all wrapped up with a Rocky Horror fan base.

 

Con Air wasn't bad except for the cheesy effects in the last crash in Vegas.

 

Let's see.....
Passenger list for "Snakes on a Plane":
One oblivious snake handler (who isn't much of a handler at all)
One (or two) babes inserted into cabin for viewer enjoyment (if U catch my drift)
One 'lawyer type' screaming "Somebody will pay for this!"
One air traffic controller who needs just 'one more thing to go wrong' before he/she cracks.
One generic child
One McGuyver-type dude (sp? - never watched the show)
One older lady who pushes weenie husband to "Do SOMETHING!"
One pilot with mistress stewardess and pregnant wife, both on plane. (This one's a longshot)
One crook / highjacker / etc. who didn't expect complications.

 

those are some pretty good guesses.

I read the plotline revolves around an assassin taking out a witness or something. Naturally, he concluded that the easiest way to kill his target was to release deadly snakes on a plane. Because really everybody knows that.

I predict some stoner characters as well. Who else will watch this movie?