My Cousin has 2 things that don't mix..... Well actually three things .......

1. R8 (Black with gold blades & wheels) Taste-less I call it ;@<
2. Electric gates down the end of the drive
3. "Me" as a relative ;@)

I kind of borrowed his car (Without asking) to nip to the shops ...... Milk, eggs, bitta' bacon..... Anyways .... Yeah I'm insured, & yeah I've driven it before, get off ya high horse ...... I just didn't ask on this particular occasion.... Anyways I was half outta the gate & a neighbour nipped up & started yattering about I really don't know what, & the gate closed on the side of the car..... Scratching it "Antisocially" ..... The guy at the body shop (Him what had the blades plated) says £300 ...... Yeah OK nay too bad huh ..... Fekin' neighbours :@(

John (Lancashire)

PS innit a poor do when you buy loasda pink & yellow magnetic flowers to stick on his pride & joy ..... When the freakin' thing is plastic & alloy ...... It really took the wind outta my sails when his birthday came around I can tell ya :@(

 

Don't take up heroin until after the repair. Take it up afterward when you'll have more money.

 

damn.... just smoke pot... poor car =/

 

And, send ME those magnetic flowers... They'll look PIMP on tha Scooby-Doo!

 

They are all over the fridge ....... Looks pretty good :@)

Magnet America Store, High Quality Car Magnets, Decals, Patriotic Products, Awareness Products, Promotional Products and more, Made in the USA

 

I feel dirty; as if I have been tricked into spam

 

My man, he got you. Nail him to the wall.

 

If this is spam can we save this thread as a winner. He deserves it!

 

No spam intended, however the link did turn out a great deal larger than I intended
I was just trying to refer to where I got the flower magnets from :@(

 

^^^ that's spam lol