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drinking and driving
Subject: Drinking & Driving[/align][/align] [/align][/align] A Newfie - let's call him Kenny, driving home after downing a few at the[/align] local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the[/align] [/align] middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes [/align] that there isyet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that [/align] his drive home has turnedinto a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees![/align] [/align] Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a [/align] stop.[/align] [/align] The officer approaches Kenny's car and asks him what on Earth he was doing![/align] [/align] Kenny tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him [/align] mid sentence and says . . .[/align] [/align] . . "Fer Chris' sakes Kenny! That's yer air freshener!"[/align]
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