A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.

Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?

George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their
sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them
play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy
and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?

 

LMAO

 

I almost didn't read this because I don't golf (well I did once).
But thats funny,sounds like something I would say. But then I live in Dilbert's world.