well, best I can guess is he starts rolling and 6 or 7 revolutions later, she's out from underneath him....

 

this is one of the funniest posts i have read this week, well, since redgoats hit and run incident.

I fully agree with the theory though.

 

pro - then he says he stares into her eyes..
my gawd the logistics of the whole thing just boggles my mind...

 

I wonder how he can stare at all... all that spinning, you'd think, would make it near impossible to stare. It's probably more like a dumbfounded gaze.

 

more of a "hazy" stare in her general direction

 

you boys are just plain BAD! that's all i'm sayin.

 

I was waiting for u to chime in...

its true though right??? rhythm is rhythm.. the motion in the ocean...

 

OK, for those of you that do it the WRONG way (i.e. dance, FIRST, then rock teh boat), It's more of a rolling over from waking up out of a sound sleep, at about 30 minutes AFTER (hey, I'm OLD, I NEED my nap time), THEN break the bad news to her. Sheeesh, do I hafta 'Splain EVERYthing to you youngsters?!?!?

NO spinning, NOT 6-7 rolls to get OFF of her, if She were THAT BIG she wudn't've even gotten teh wodden popsicle, in teh first place... No 'Stasche, NO NUTHIN'!!!

//mutters to self: amatures, i'm surrounded by amatures...//

 

was that amatures or amatuers??? im not the best speller, just seeing if you were pointing something out... so how many times did u roll her around in flour til u found the wet spot??? lmao sorry had to say it

 

gymnasts & soccer players are the best of the best.