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This kid's father and father's gf walked in on him

 

Anybody remember when "safe-sex" meant locking the door?

 

hahaha no way that would be SO bad, like that seinfeld show. hahaha. i almost got caught having sex thats it though. any close calls for u guys?

 

That's quite a funny read.

Back in my younger days, my girlfriends older sister walked in on us point blank. We were going at it hammer and tongs, ankles over her head, ***** deep. She just stood in the doorway for a split second, we both looked at her, and she stammered "Er, sorry" and closed the door.

That split second felt like an eternity.

 

[:-]

man - the guy was even doin it at work - in the bathroom Urinal...
he's got issues..[:'(]

 

why? where do U doit?

 

at my cubicle behind my desk so no one can see [:'(] duh.

 

RILLY?!?!? Me 2oo... Except I hafta scooch up under my desk b/c our cubes have desk surfaces attahed to the cube walls[:@]

 

buahaha...

I used to work for a large retail store - as a Store invetigator - catching shoplifters etc.
& we used the dome cameras to help w/ surveillance on the floor.

One day this kid (maybe 13-14) goes to the lingerie dept and sticks his hand down his pants !
right there behind a fixture, closes his eyes& leans back - & goes to it...
paddy wack paddy wack..

******...


we were having a district meeting that day so the whole districts investigators were on site - hilarious..
One of the guys went up behind him and said - "if you keep touchin' it, it wont grow !"

oh to funny..

 

a few years ago my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend doing the dirty deed... oh boy was that fun