lol Allroad just gave me the idea to make thisthread after a couple of our posts in "ever wondered".

Post your messed up hook up stories but keep it AF friendly.


My brother's wife tryed hooking me up withher friend from school. I was down at first then I started to get closer to her and the B-O was just too much to keep me interested. I figured that maybe she forgot deordoant so I gave her another shot a couple days later, but same thing. [:'(]

 

ok so once my friend from work hooked me up with his girlfriends best friend, she wass coo, cute and small, my type. but when we kissed it was like i was kissing a fish or something. it was like she never kissed anyone in her life or like she was trying to suck off my lips, not to mention it was sloppy as hell. so i stopped talking to her and she left me a couple voicemails calling me all kinds of names and that i was a *****... hahah, then called me from a new number and asked me to lunch..... CRAZY! [:'(]

 

My freind called me one day saying he met some twins and they were coming to his house. So i came over. The twins showed up, Both could have been real hot but instead, hair was nappy, They both has armpit sweat stains. So my buddy being the manwhore he is, took one up to his room to you know. So this girl starts trying to make out with me, the nastiest breath in the world. she says she wants to do it but it was bad time of month.
5 minutes later, my buddy comes down, and tells them we are leaving and to go home to the girls. So they left, and he told me she had the worst breath and that she was on the rag! I laughed for like a day straight.

 

^ ^ ^ DAM that sux lol

 

Here is crazy..........

A friend hooked me up with this girl she new. Cute lil blonde with a booty. 1st time we bang she didn't really do much other than kind of flopped there like a fish. I let this carry on for a month since I didn't have anything else, and one day I get a call from her as I was pulling into my drive after work. A few days later I talked to one of the girls from thatgroup and she told me they were waiting in the parking lot across from my house watching me like snipers laying in the grass. < THAT's CRAZY! And that was the last time I talked to that girl.

 

I hate the dead fish syndrome! lol ^ thats nuts.

 

^^ she was in the grass? what the hell for?? lol that is def crazy!

 

I met this russian through a freind. Extremely hot, so we started dating. Made out a bunch but took a while before the main event. We clubbed alot and went out to parties alot but never really got to that. So one day she takes me skiing. First time ever, she is awesome being from russia, and i sucked, so she takes me on a black diamond with trees, i fall take her out and we both laughed. Until that night we got drunk, hooked up, and she layed there like the dead fish and i couldnt even finish. Worst ever. tried again few times later in week, still nothing. so i just stopped talking to her.

 

She was on the back side of the a hill and dropped down when I was coming down the road so I wouldn't see her.

 

holy crap thats scary was she like stalking you or something? obssessed... must of givin it to her good. hahah