Messed up Hook-ups!
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LOL! reminds me of "What about Mary"
I was dating the girl across the street and about 1am im putting on my last sock and the mother busts into the room yelling. All I could think about is her 6'3" 270-280lbs dad throwing me out the door from the balcony. THANK GOD he never came out the room.
I was dating the girl across the street and about 1am im putting on my last sock and the mother busts into the room yelling. All I could think about is her 6'3" 270-280lbs dad throwing me out the door from the balcony. THANK GOD he never came out the room.
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Back in '92 when i was in the military at the rip old age of 22, i was about to leave for a 4-month rotation to Honduras and FINALLY managed to hook up with this smokin' 35 year olddoctor i had been after for the longest time.Leading up to the event, it had always been agreat cat and mouse game. We wouldrun into one another at the bar, have a few drinks, talk, dance, and dothe typical stuff men and women do when they're attracted to one another......but we never followed through on anything. Heck, i never even bothered with getting her phone number; figuring i would just run into her at the bar. Which most times than not, i did.
So one night, i ran into her at the bar and told her that i was leaving for Honduras the day after next. Well that obviously put a bug up her *** because she insisted that i come home with her that night so she could give me a going-away present. 22 yo male + 35 yo smokin' doctor = one hell of a time!!... or so i thought
Well, we get back to her place and continue to drink. Things were going along swimmingly. We make our way to the bedroom and slide into bed together,but when she started to crawl over me i looked down and could not believe my eyes. This chicks belly looked like she had an udder.....a freaking udder;just hanging downlooking like it was ready to be milked. It was indescribable and absolutely disgusting. It was like this loose piece of flab just dangling down. How could i have missed that!?! Well of course, my libido immediately took the fast track to nowhereville, and i simply could not continue.I blamed it on the alcohol, thanked her for the night, and rolled over and went to sleep.
I couldn't get to Honduras fast enough.
So one night, i ran into her at the bar and told her that i was leaving for Honduras the day after next. Well that obviously put a bug up her *** because she insisted that i come home with her that night so she could give me a going-away present. 22 yo male + 35 yo smokin' doctor = one hell of a time!!... or so i thought
Well, we get back to her place and continue to drink. Things were going along swimmingly. We make our way to the bedroom and slide into bed together,but when she started to crawl over me i looked down and could not believe my eyes. This chicks belly looked like she had an udder.....a freaking udder;just hanging downlooking like it was ready to be milked. It was indescribable and absolutely disgusting. It was like this loose piece of flab just dangling down. How could i have missed that!?! Well of course, my libido immediately took the fast track to nowhereville, and i simply could not continue.I blamed it on the alcohol, thanked her for the night, and rolled over and went to sleep.
I couldn't get to Honduras fast enough.
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Back in '92 when i was in the military at the rip old age of 22, i was about to leave for a 4-month rotation to Honduras and FINALLY managed to hook up with this smokin' 35 year olddoctor i had been after for the longest time.Leading up to the event, it had always been agreat cat and mouse game. We wouldrun into one another at the bar, have a few drinks, talk, dance, and dothe typical stuff men and women do when they're attracted to one another......but we never followed through on anything. Heck, i never even bothered with getting her phone number; figuring i would just run into her at the bar. Which most times than not, i did.
So one night, i ran into her at the bar and told her that i was leaving for Honduras the day after next. Well that obviously put a bug up her *** because she insisted that i come home with her that night so she could give me a going-away present. 22 yo male + 35 yo smokin' doctor = one hell of a time!!... or so i thought
Well, we get back to her place and continue to drink. Things were going along swimmingly. We make our way to the bedroom and slide into bed together,but when she started to crawl over me i looked down and could not believe my eyes. This chicks belly looked like she had an udder.....a freaking udder;just hanging downlooking like it was ready to be milked. It was indescribable and absolutely disgusting. It was like this loose piece of flab just dangling down. How could i have missed that!?! Well of course, my libido immediately took the fast track to nowhereville, and i simply could not continue.I blamed it on the alcohol, thanked her for the night, and rolled over and went to sleep.
I couldn't get to Honduras fast enough.
Back in '92 when i was in the military at the rip old age of 22, i was about to leave for a 4-month rotation to Honduras and FINALLY managed to hook up with this smokin' 35 year olddoctor i had been after for the longest time.Leading up to the event, it had always been agreat cat and mouse game. We wouldrun into one another at the bar, have a few drinks, talk, dance, and dothe typical stuff men and women do when they're attracted to one another......but we never followed through on anything. Heck, i never even bothered with getting her phone number; figuring i would just run into her at the bar. Which most times than not, i did.
So one night, i ran into her at the bar and told her that i was leaving for Honduras the day after next. Well that obviously put a bug up her *** because she insisted that i come home with her that night so she could give me a going-away present. 22 yo male + 35 yo smokin' doctor = one hell of a time!!... or so i thought
Well, we get back to her place and continue to drink. Things were going along swimmingly. We make our way to the bedroom and slide into bed together,but when she started to crawl over me i looked down and could not believe my eyes. This chicks belly looked like she had an udder.....a freaking udder;just hanging downlooking like it was ready to be milked. It was indescribable and absolutely disgusting. It was like this loose piece of flab just dangling down. How could i have missed that!?! Well of course, my libido immediately took the fast track to nowhereville, and i simply could not continue.I blamed it on the alcohol, thanked her for the night, and rolled over and went to sleep.
I couldn't get to Honduras fast enough.
That was the greatest story ever.. how disgusting[:'(]
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From: cincy, oh
RE: Messed up Hook-ups!
I have another good one.
One time i was dating this chick, we were hooking up alot. So one night during halloween season, i have a massive party. I knew alot of people were getting laid that night. And so the next day i wake up, and everyone calls me later and says nice party, and by the way i hooked up. So i started keeping count. Ended up at 21 people..... Odd number you might say? Well here is funny part. This freind of my girl was a ****, just had a kid, and my freind dan tried to hook up with her. She said she couldnt cause she still had stiches so gave him and another friend of mine hand jobs. I think it is still the record for one of my parties.
One time i was dating this chick, we were hooking up alot. So one night during halloween season, i have a massive party. I knew alot of people were getting laid that night. And so the next day i wake up, and everyone calls me later and says nice party, and by the way i hooked up. So i started keeping count. Ended up at 21 people..... Odd number you might say? Well here is funny part. This freind of my girl was a ****, just had a kid, and my freind dan tried to hook up with her. She said she couldnt cause she still had stiches so gave him and another friend of mine hand jobs. I think it is still the record for one of my parties.
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From: cincy, oh
RE: Messed up Hook-ups!
I got more! One time when i was 20, my buddies and i threw a Hairy Buffalo party. For those of you who know what it is, we used a lot lot lot of alcohol. Bottle of Gin, Vodka, 151, Rum, and to top it off Everclear!
Well 4 girls puked after a hour so my buddy drove me in my 5.0 stang down to UDF to get beer for them. While i was there wasted, i hit on the Ice cream girl who was really cute, she came over, we did our thing, and i never saw her again. She quit! lol those were the days.
Well 4 girls puked after a hour so my buddy drove me in my 5.0 stang down to UDF to get beer for them. While i was there wasted, i hit on the Ice cream girl who was really cute, she came over, we did our thing, and i never saw her again. She quit! lol those were the days.
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My friend's and I were messing around with these girls we knew. One of them was a bit loopy but we were teens and only had one thing on are mind. We try to leave because the loopy one is kind of bothering us. Well she chases down the car and jumps on the hood and begins to lick the windshield, saying stay I love you. The driver is using the wipers and final we say loose her. He did with a jerk of the wheel. We round the block just to make sure she was OK and when she was'nt laying where she fell we GTFO!