^ Now that is crazy! lol

One time, after one of my halloween bashes, something funny happened. Me and the three other guys that were renting this house all dressed up as different color M&Ms. Well the next day one of the chicks we used to hang with a bunch came back to hang out. She walks up to my room by herself, calls me and my freind upstairs. We get up there to find all of her clothes on the floor and she is only wearing my blue M&M costume. The rest is history. lol

 

NICE! ^

So did she melt in your mouth or in your hand? [:-]

 

Nice, good one! lol ill keep that one to myself! haha This thread is awesome.

 

i like the "cow udder" story!!
so mean, but funny. NO WONDER women are so paranoid about having perfect bodies!!!

so as i read thru these stories...you all each seem to have another story and another story and another story....whichmakes me wonder....how many women have you been with??? do some of you need calculators to do the math???

 

Calculator wont even do it for me. I need a government top secret computer! lol jk is 234.5 high?

 

you have to explain the .5
i think there's another story brewing.

 

well i was dating this chick for a week, we got drunk, hooked up and realized she was a blow up doll! I was so mad she didnt tell me that when we first met, but since i kinda did it a bit, i count it as half.

 

lol that .5 was a time when he wasn't quit able to perform so it only gets 1/2 credit. j/k allroad

 

LOL, a BLOW UP DOLL???

classic.....absolutely CLASSIC!

 

glad i can be the amusement of the bunch here!