When I was around 21-22 this girl calls me up and asks me to come over to her apartment for some drinks with her and some other friends. I go over to her place and we all started to play some drinking games having a good time. Well everyone is drunk and getting ready to leave and she tells me to just crash out on the couch because she didn't want me taking a chance getting a DUI. Then the physical flirting started but I was really tired. We go into the bedroom and she makes her way down my pants. The job sucked (no pun intended) so bad that I guess I passed out! I wake up the next morning and she's says "thanks for passing out!" Embarassed I naturally apoligize and she says its ok I still got mineYOU passed outnot your ****.

 

^ ^ thats the greatest.

 

She was trying to suck off your lips????? And that's a bad thing? Obviously you weren't looking at the bigger picture here. (SLAP SLAP!)


[8D]

 

My ego got so big after hearing that, that I didn't think about someimportant issues till I left.

1. Didshe use a condom?(sniff test) NO!
2. Did I ***?No idea shenever gave me ananswer.
3. Was she clean? Yes- Iget tested every 3-6 months.

 

No getting a BJ is not a bad thing unless its so terrible that you pass out.

 

I posted this in the "Most Embarrassing" thread originally - applies here as well I do believe...

"Don't know if this qualifies... but back when mini-vans were first invented - a barracks buddy of mine had one and we would go bar hopping with another buddy. My friend loved his Caravan becuz of all the room - since you couldn't bring girls into the barracks rooms and hotels cost money - it made sense.

Well one night the three of us are drunk off our asses and cruising around Austin, TX, with three hot chicks from the local university(equally as intoxicated)[sm=alcoholic.gif] I'm in the very back seat making out - she's half undressed and we're making a go at it when my #2 bud's female companion (who's completely naked) starts to perform oral on him. [&:]

My #1 bud (owner of said minivan) is trying to get his girl to preform likewise - she refuses (she's waaaaaay too drunk for that). So he gets pissed becuz we're having fun so he starts jerking the wheel back and forth to disrupt our backseat exploits. [>:]

But this little maneuver, unknowningly,attracts the attention of a passing Austin police car and makes our dates nauseous. [sm=sick.gif]

Suddenly the gal in the seat in front mehits her gag reflex hard - from our driving buddy's jerking the wheel - and spews heavy in #2 bud's lap.[] This in turn makes the gal in the front seat do her best Linda Blair impression onto the windshield and dash. #1 bud swerves to avoid traffic and see threw the mess with little success. [:-]

The violent swerving throws us around in the back seat banging our heads on everything (neither of us were buckled in btw). [sm=outcold.gif]

Now cop lights kick on and my buddy panics even morerunning the Caravan up a curb and hits a mailbox.[:@]

We all come sprawling out of the minivan half naked and covered in vomit - the girl I was with lost it as she climbed over the mess up front [:'(]- needless to say the cops were not very cooperative and us guys got a night in the drunk tank and the girls got escorted home.

Now everytime I see a tan '87 Dodge Caravan I get the shivers....[sm=nonono.gif] "

 

[:'(]I remeber that story.

 

^ Now thats a story!