My roommates retarded...
 

He went back to his house in Washington outside Seattle and, well.. first. He recently got a new ('05) ford escape, mainly i think cuz his annoying ass gf got one. but anyways, he got the escape and was all proud of his leather interior (its pleather, more like vinyl) and so forth.

So he came up to my room last night and was like, so i saw one of those super cars from audi, ya know.. the fast one... Ok, the r8? yea, thats the one from iron man right? yea. ok, well i pulled up next to one and my escape has a v6, its got a little bit of a rumble, but it was nothing compared to that r8.... i instantly started laughing, i couldn't respond to him... he's dumb. just thought i'd share. cant wait to graduate in june and move out, hes not that bad at all, just completely computer and car illiterate. so yea. thats my story. fhl (fvck his life)

fhl for sure

why would that thought even go through his head? thats like not logical AT ALL. haha

He likes the sound of his v6 Escape, at all? :rolleyes:

And would even think to compare the sound to an R8? :eek:

well congrats on your roomate hahahahahahahah

I'd call him a tool bag but he sounds like the whole tool store.

lmao wow

hey bud, you sent me a text today but I don't think I got the whole thing. PM me or text me again with the rest?

i mean i kinda like the sound of my V6.... but i dont think id be revving it next to anything with its engine in the middle... you need to teach this boy some street racer etiquette lol

BETTER YET, GET HIM ALL pumpd about how he prolly cudda took him, on account of the R8's having tricky gated shifters, or some such. Get him RILLY pumped!!! Then hope you're in the vicinity when he meets another R8