she makes me soo ******* mad. i love the girl but there's just **** i cant take about her. she calls me to talk. im pissed off cause im in pain, i have no pain killers left, and other **** going on, and she knows it. then she just sits there, not saying a word, talking on aim. then i exaggerate. would you like to see what i just had to deal with? ill group the im's since i have ichat and they dont put names in front of entries. here's a taste, let me know if you guys have to deal with anything similar:

me: no cuz u kno im in a bad mood n u do nothin to make it any better so how the **** u expect me to react
n dont call me "nukka"
im not black
nor am i a ******

her: wrong i do try &u juss fart in my face so suck my dick

me: how did you try?
by typing loud as hell and not sayin ****?

her: puttin conversation u ****\
& yud be liek
ye ye
uhuh
ok bla bla bla
ye
uhuh
UHUH
UHUH!

me: what kinda convo? about ur gay friend gettin fucked in the *** n findin a ****** corn flake in his ***?
is that the kinda **** i wanna hear?
is it possible that we can ever have a conversation at an age level above 15?

her: wtf u wanan hear? omg ye i heard this engine on thsi car today tht shyt was a beast omg it roared & shyt & its coating was amazing
u wanan ehar tht amor?

me: not pertaining to farting, your gay friends, family guy, and other stupid ****

her: or yay foot ball yay

me: if u knew anything about me
ud know that i can sure as hell talk about alot more than cars or sports

her: omg cnn yaya
obama is my man yaya

me: but no
i have to have a kindergarten convo with u all the time

her:this nukka fcked this betch yaya

me:really?
wens the last time i said someone fucked someone else?
that i actually sat down n had a convo with u about that
that it was a main theme in the convo
cause im pretty sure ur the one that talks about **** like that

her: no but its part of em sometiems
:]

me: yes, like wen i get a text message from someone and i mention it, correct

her: omg AUDIFORUMS
yay!
OMG NUKKAS A VIRGIN!
YAY!

me: sweety
i have nothing to talk to you about pertaining cars nor sports nor politics, because i know my knowledge far surpasses yours in all those subjects, so why bother
but are all those the only things in the world?
no

her: LOL
ROFL!
LMFAO LMAO ROFL!
u're so.
cute
i love u

me: im not even gonna say anything

 

 

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i just met this girl who is the sweetest person in the world but is dumb as hell. your girl kinda reminds me of my friend lol. i feel you man, i'd advise you to stop talking to her or tell her you're busy with something and can't talk

 

lol thats why me n my girl live together, so we dont have to talk at all, but still getting points for face time i also work at night so if shes pissin me off in the day i tell her i need to sleep i gata work tonight!

 

my girlfriend calls me alot and just sits there. not talking. its annoying as hell considering I hate talking on the phone. and she always calls before she goes to bed, and talks, and talks, and talks. and im always busy. and always kinda says random things that have no interest to anybody. I love her but damn sometimes I just wanna slap a bitch....

Our women are alike...

 

hahaha, weird conversation....

 

Agreed!

Josh

 

Your GF just talks to you straight weird..

Any girl uses dude, nukka, *****, bro, son.. I wanna punch her straight in the ******* face.

 

What about baby maker? I hear that is much worse then the face. LOL

Josh

 

it really does make me mad. she does the same thing as pilihp, she just sits there sometimes. then wen i go ok ur not sayin ****, ill hang up n call u before i go to sleep, "noooo ill talk, stay" ok, 30 seconds later...silence again.