stupid...

 

 

It clearly says in the post that the Avant was purchased to carry cadavers, and then after the purchase, I had the idea to take the dogs for one last joy ride. But you are correct that a carcass is a dead animal, and I see where you could have gotten confused. I should have made that clearer.

And the picture is of an incinerator. The bones are usually put into a cremulator, which breaks them down into what appear to be small grains of sand. But we don't have that kind of money for animals.

 

so how about a pic of that beautiful avant?

 

Go hang yourself.

 

...but not this stupid.

I work as a Penquin catcher in the Arctic, here's a pic of me excercizing a bit before I head out for the day-I was new to the job and I needed a vehicle, mine to supply(part of the contract) suitable for the terrain. Here's a pick of my new home and working territory My budget being somewhat limited I found myself considering an Audi b5s4 as an option and was just about ready to lay my money down. However more careful consideration prevailed and I decided to rest on this decision over a night rather than take the plunge. When I awoke I had decided to instead go with a brand new CJ-7 Jeep. I purchased it for roughly $16.53 and although it's not an Audi b5s4 its still pretty sweet. Here's a pic-

After I purchased the Jeep I was off to start my rounds when wouldn't you know it one of those rabid Arctic Penquins started chasing my vehicle. WOW!! Talk about nerve racking. You guys ever seen one of these things they are ugly. I'm sure glad penquins can't fly other wise I woulda been toast! Look at the size of these things-.
Those things are much larger than I expected so I was glad I bought the Jeep. Had I purchased the b5s4 I would have never been able to fit more than 2 or 3 of these things in the trunk. The only problem is that with the soft-top inevitably there are going to be a few that get out on the trip back to the pound. It's prettys sad. They are actually quite docile and the rabies they carry tastes delicious. Nonetheless I need to figure a way to strap them into the jeep when I have the top down. Believe it or not in the Arctic -30 temps are actually downright balmy. You guys got any suggestions on how I can prevent this--from ever happening again? I'd really appreciate a logical solution. Thanks a ton!!

 

^Maybe if that story didn't look like it had been written by a 12 year old it might be interesting.

 

This thread is 100% WTF...

 

i've got a mangina

 

I tried to dumb it down for you. I've read some of your posts...