My daughter emailed this to me and I thought I'd share it with you worthless @$$hats, and fine ladies...

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO F****** WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SH-- UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY

"OH SH-- I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, A-HOLE"
---Written by: Someone mad [:@]

 

LOL.....so true, so true.

 

Which part? The part about yu guys being @$$hats? Or, teh part about the ladies being FINE?

 

Both.

 

I think i'm dumber for having read that. [&:]

 

^^^My work here is DONE!!!^^^

 

intersetingly enough i went to Portland last weekend and @ this one bar they had a rock/paper/scissors tournament. the winner @ the bar went to a local tournament and the winner got a free trip to vegas for the national r/p/s/ comp where you could win $50,000. what is the world coming to?

 

Thats unbelievable $50,000, the winning prize in U.K. is half that. You guys have it so good over there.

 

I think whoever had the pic of "The difference between Europe and the U.S." needs to post that up now so glen can put things back into perspective.

 

Please do