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Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:16 PM
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You read it correctly, its time for the new movement at audiforums... literally. The poop thread has arrived!

Discuss interesting things that you experience, or tell stories of those negative times.

I'll be the first to say I love it when the poop comes out really solid, so you dont have to wipe... who's with me?
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:20 PM
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sounds like you need to eat more veges
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:22 PM
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could be a product of the protein shakes that i take post workout - but I enjoy it. Its better than those moist poops that you can wipe 100 times but you will never get all of it
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:35 PM
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Oh man... I think this wins for the weirdest thread award. LOL

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Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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no, I've seen worse, but this thread is earily familiar to the zine's sometimes when I have to poop thread.

Neil have you been cheating on us with the zine???

also to add to the madness
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CAB509
Neil have you been cheating on us with the zine???
ummmmm....

Hey you can't blame me - its been so slow here lately. Its been getting a lot better lately, though

to stay on topic, I hate type 5.
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ssbaudi
ummmmm....

Hey you can't blame me - its been so slow here lately. Its been getting a lot better lately, though

to stay on topic, I hate type 5.


It's Ok I mean it's not like I hide the fact that I'm on both, my handle and everything is basically the same over there as here



also I'm not a huge fan of type 7
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:42 PM
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i hate the feeling in the abdomen associated with type 7. but the largest reason I hate 5 is the little splashes of water to the sphincter
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:44 PM
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see I feel like the little splashes are just like the Japanese toilets that wash you after you deuce, so it's not that big of an issue for me.



But then again I mean anything that isn't solid isn't exactly my friend when you are out in the Backcountry having to dig holes to poop in.
 
Old Sep 16, 2008 | 11:47 PM
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ok now to freak everyone out for a few days, so ive been fasting and my boddy sucks all the nutrients out of my food, so my poop for th past few weeks has been coming out very slimy and smelly, and prettymuch like it got hit by buckshot.
 



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