Haha yeah had to flush them one at a time. Your son sounds hillarius, sounds like what my buddies little boy will be like when he gets around that age.

 

He's definately a mini me....LOL Feel sorry for people when he gets older, hell is gonna freeze over !!!

 

i just spent about 25 minutes reading this page... its educational, and hilarious!

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

 

the poop thread is revived! kolbs story about the runs reminded me that this thread existed - and what a better place to discuss that than here?

 

I ate like, 2 lbs of bacon for breakfast when I was at H2O. I was fine for the weekend, but monday at work, all that bacon fat finally worked thru me. Not pretty.

usually I only eat a pound of bacon at a time, and I can handle that just fine. In fact, I ate a pound of bacon for breakfast this morning. Bacon is awesome.

 

Damn right.

I started out somewhere between Types 6 and 7, and after the majority was passed I finished out with a solid (or not) Type 6.

 

yeah, i dunno, i kinda feel like this is just too much information. I should probably just avoid this thread but damn, I dont have anything else to do.

 

those of you who work out alot and drink protien suppliments, is it just me who has the gnarliest smelling crapper when I use the shakes? I notice a firmer drier stool as well

 

i just finished using the john in the tim hortons bathroom, had the runs, no freaking toilet paper and 1 stall. it sucked. had to use the brown paper towels you use to dry off your hands.

 

I dont work out, but I drink the shakes, just trying to keep up with my metabolism. I will concur on both counts though.


So, this is a big deal, my poop is pretty personal, im not usually real keen on sharing info about it (although I LOVE farting in public).. but anyway...

I had a 'miraculous no-wiper' the other day, impressive in itself, but I ALMOST had another the day after! Spoiled by one little cling-on! Usually my only satisfaction is knowing that I almost always have to double flush to clear away the devastation that came from my ***.