This poor poor Audi
#1
11-26-2010, 02:48 PM
This poor poor Audi
A sad depressing A8 someone has absolutely destroyed. I can't believe someone thought this would be a good idea..
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2078151970.html
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2078151970.html
#8
11-27-2010, 11:14 PM
Senior Administrator
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
My next A8 will look remarkably like THIS, at least, until I drop it 1.5", add a modest bodykit, some pimp-*** 19"ers, tint, and about $12k worth of underhood mods & a BBK...
The guys who did, and paid for, and even those who WATCHED it happen ALL need their bollzak superglued to their aniii, and their peniii superglued to their navels (or, belly button, if its an outtie), then marched nekid to the Castro-district of San Fran and released to fend for themselves.
The guys who did, and paid for, and even those who WATCHED it happen ALL need their bollzak superglued to their aniii, and their peniii superglued to their navels (or, belly button, if its an outtie), then marched nekid to the Castro-district of San Fran and released to fend for themselves.
#9
11-28-2010, 01:09 AM
^ lawl, Jazz, you're replies never cease to crack me up.
As for this monstrosity, I admittedly gagged. A lot. Almost sprayed hot cider all over my laptop in fact. That thing looks like a BMW and a Bentley had a one night stand and the resultant bastard child had an identity crisis and opted for Audi rings haphazardly tattooed on its radiator instead of piercing its ears like normal rebellious teenagers do. +infinity to Jazz's suggestion of what to do to the twisted **** that would do this to that once majestic car.
As for this monstrosity, I admittedly gagged. A lot. Almost sprayed hot cider all over my laptop in fact. That thing looks like a BMW and a Bentley had a one night stand and the resultant bastard child had an identity crisis and opted for Audi rings haphazardly tattooed on its radiator instead of piercing its ears like normal rebellious teenagers do. +infinity to Jazz's suggestion of what to do to the twisted **** that would do this to that once majestic car.
#10
11-28-2010, 03:35 AM
I really hate what has been done to the front end of it. It really turned out far worse than camel ****. I would really much rather drive with no bumper at all than drive with this one. There aren't enough pictures of the interior for me to say anything, but based on the destruction this person has provided for the front I'm sure I wouldn't be pleased. That being said I don't hate the suicide doors in the rear; they actually turned out pretty good.
