Pub Menu
 

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives thehand-jobs?"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies ...

"Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

RE: Pub Menu
 

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RE: Pub Menu
 

lol thats funny

RE: Pub Menu
 

That's a pretty good one.

RE: Pub Menu
 

hahaha