Reasons Dating Sucks
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Reasons Dating Sucks
I hope this doesn't discourage Amze before his date tonight, but...
Add to the list anything you think of :-) I'm pretty sure this could become quite long and potentially funny.
Reasons Dating Sucks:
* It's expensive
* Days or even weeks of texting/emailing/phone before an actual date, which often ends with "I wasted how long talking to you?"
* Cool chick already have guys
* Wow she's so my type usually means shes attractive to a LOT of other guys too
* Ones you like don't like you
* Ones that like you are stupid/ugly/boring
* Internal censor overload until you can tell what there sense of humor is like
Add to the list anything you think of :-) I'm pretty sure this could become quite long and potentially funny.
Reasons Dating Sucks:
* It's expensive
* Days or even weeks of texting/emailing/phone before an actual date, which often ends with "I wasted how long talking to you?"
* Cool chick already have guys
* Wow she's so my type usually means shes attractive to a LOT of other guys too
* Ones you like don't like you
* Ones that like you are stupid/ugly/boring
* Internal censor overload until you can tell what there sense of humor is like
3rd Gear
Joined: Jul 2008
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From: Warsaw, IN
GREAT thread idea and a perfect time!
* There are ALWAYS strings attached there's no such thing as a relationship with no baggage.
* They wont leave you alone when your at work but then the weekend comes and they wont have anything to do with you.
* And in my case I'm just not enough of an *******... WTF? I still don't understand this one.
I'll add more later when I think of them
* There are ALWAYS strings attached there's no such thing as a relationship with no baggage.
* They wont leave you alone when your at work but then the weekend comes and they wont have anything to do with you.
* And in my case I'm just not enough of an *******... WTF? I still don't understand this one.
I'll add more later when I think of them
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* Online places to meet like match/chemistry/eharmony or even myspace/facebook seem to make the other person believe you know them enough you should take them out to a nice dinner. I don't agree, I don't think I know them at all from what they say online, and I'd rather have coffee or a beer with 20 of them before I find ONE I would want to take to dinner. Annoying because it makes me look cheap when I'm just being a bit more picky.
Wow, some of these could get longer than 1-liners. But...
Wow, some of these could get longer than 1-liners. But...
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LOL, I've not done that one! But I have
* Woke up the next morning and tried to figure out how did I get THAT lonely AAAHHGG! (proceed to blame alcohol and/or a wingman with worse beer goggles than you had)
* Woke up the next morning and tried to figure out how did I get THAT lonely AAAHHGG! (proceed to blame alcohol and/or a wingman with worse beer goggles than you had)
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shh u guys need to find a baby mama. i found mine and she pays for me all the damn time. She also bought my entire system and helped me out on my rims. Gotta find a chicka that 1 has a steady job so that u can always tell her u got money of ur own. number 2 no kids and number 3 u cant find her in a bar cuz chicks in bar are only looking for a guy to buy them a drink.
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From: Covina, CA
not necessarily true. I've met some pretty cool women in bars. I never buy them drinks though. that's just setting yourself up for failure.
3rd Gear
Joined: Jul 2008
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From: Warsaw, IN
shh u guys need to find a baby mama. I found mine and she pays for me all the damn time. She also bought my entire system and helped me out on my rims. Gotta find a chicka that 1 has a steady job so that u can always tell her u got money of ur own. Number 2 no kids and number 3 u cant find her in a bar cuz chicks in bar are only looking for a guy to buy them a drink.