Reasons Dating Sucks
 

I hope this doesn't discourage Amze before his date tonight, but...

Add to the list anything you think of :-) I'm pretty sure this could become quite long and potentially funny.

Reasons Dating Sucks:

* It's expensive

* Days or even weeks of texting/emailing/phone before an actual date, which often ends with "I wasted how long talking to you?"

* Cool chick already have guys

* Wow she's so my type usually means shes attractive to a LOT of other guys too

* Ones you like don't like you

* Ones that like you are stupid/ugly/boring

* Internal censor overload until you can tell what there sense of humor is like

GREAT thread idea and a perfect time!

* There are ALWAYS strings attached there's no such thing as a relationship with no baggage.

* They wont leave you alone when your at work but then the weekend comes and they wont have anything to do with you.

* And in my case I'm just not enough of an asshole... WTF? I still don't understand this one.

I'll add more later when I think of them

* Online places to meet like match/chemistry/eharmony or even myspace/facebook seem to make the other person believe you know them enough you should take them out to a nice dinner. I don't agree, I don't think I know them at all from what they say online, and I'd rather have coffee or a beer with 20 of them before I find ONE I would want to take to dinner. Annoying because it makes me look cheap when I'm just being a bit more picky.

Wow, some of these could get longer than 1-liners. But...

dating sucks.. period!

I think sweetee and sineo need to add to the list haha.

you wake up the next morning and it burns when you pee!

LOL, I've not done that one! But I have

* Woke up the next morning and tried to figure out how did I get THAT lonely AAAHHGG! (proceed to blame alcohol and/or a wingman with worse beer goggles than you had)

shh u guys need to find a baby mama. i found mine and she pays for me all the damn time. She also bought my entire system and helped me out on my rims. Gotta find a chicka that 1 has a steady job so that u can always tell her u got money of ur own. number 2 no kids and number 3 u cant find her in a bar cuz chicks in bar are only looking for a guy to buy them a drink.

not necessarily true. I've met some pretty cool women in bars. I never buy them drinks though. that's just setting yourself up for failure.

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