remeber how to port and polish your engine with a bag of sand?
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RE: remeber how to port and polish your engine with a bag of sand?
https://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/tm.htm
Theres a link to the retards thread, Im only on the second page and I cant stop laughing, what a fvcktard!
Ryan
Theres a link to the retards thread, Im only on the second page and I cant stop laughing, what a fvcktard!
Ryan
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RE: remeber how to port and polish your engine with a bag of sand?
oh my GOD [&:]
I think I found some good quotes from it
"A good tip to shed some easy weight from your car is to just remove the steering wheel....you dont need it, just pull that sucker off and leave it at home."
"omg........ stop driving that thing and toe it to someone that will kick you in the nuts and take the car off your hands and go buy a honda
jesus christ man.... i think you need a new motor"
"Yup, just add water until it starts overflowing out of the oil cap /fill hole, and then youll be good. Just make sure to do a seafoam application when you get a chance. Thatll get any of the leftover sand out."
"If this isn't a joke that guy shouldn't reproduce. If you actually put sand into the intake what ever damage was done you deserve.
I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?"
I think I found some good quotes from it
"A good tip to shed some easy weight from your car is to just remove the steering wheel....you dont need it, just pull that sucker off and leave it at home."
"omg........ stop driving that thing and toe it to someone that will kick you in the nuts and take the car off your hands and go buy a honda
jesus christ man.... i think you need a new motor"
"Yup, just add water until it starts overflowing out of the oil cap /fill hole, and then youll be good. Just make sure to do a seafoam application when you get a chance. Thatll get any of the leftover sand out."
"If this isn't a joke that guy shouldn't reproduce. If you actually put sand into the intake what ever damage was done you deserve.
I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?"
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RE: remeber how to port and polish your engine with a bag of sand?
hahaha
guys help my mods gone wrong... My engine was running rough so I took out my spark plugs and filled my cylinders with KY Jelly! Now it wont start and smells like ****!
lmao
guys help my mods gone wrong... My engine was running rough so I took out my spark plugs and filled my cylinders with KY Jelly! Now it wont start and smells like ****!
lmao
