Retirement Planning
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From: DC
Retirement Planning
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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.[/align]With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had lessthan $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 ofDelta Air Linesstock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan[/align][/align][/blockquote]
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.[/align]With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had lessthan $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 ofDelta Air Linesstock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan[/align][/align][/blockquote]
1st Gear
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 246
From: SoCal
RE: Retirement Planning
Good advice... and maybe if I buy cheaper beer, I can get even more return on my investment... More beer, more drunk, more hangovers and more money back after the recycling! There is no way I could possibly loose!
