Everyone has secret things they do at work that other's don't know about. What are your's?

I am in the rental business and often screen customer's and sometimes make bet's on my assumtions. Like for instints when a customer call's and starts asking Q's i can predictif they are going to be a problem later. I know that might sound bad but i am 80% correct as of right now. Oh i should add that my predicitons have nothing to do with race or gender.

 

I amsenior service technician (cable guy) and i park my truck in the back of apt complexsand take short naps when theres no work, also some of my custumers might see a slight increase of $6.95 on theirmonthly billas i work peice work and each outlet i sell i make 10 bucks for the upsell and 10 bucks for the install.i hope i have no managers thatvisit this forum [:-]

 

I am a paint diagnostics specialist ( yeah i have no idea what the hell i do at work), i hide under the belts at work, take long breaks, no the best place to sleep, know where the camera cant see me, fart in peoples car that are @$$holes, and basicallt profile people wheather their a tipper or not, also i look for alot of girls, milfs and all.