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Old Aug 2, 2007 | 08:24 PM
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There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphletson the evils of America.An elderly woman was getting off theescalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her apamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put herhand on the old woman's and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don'tyou care about the children of Iraq?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died inFrance during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a sonin Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to standhere and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stickthis umbrella up your *** and open it."
 
Old Aug 2, 2007 | 08:26 PM
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Old people kick *** when they aren't driving!
 
Old Aug 2, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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AWSOME the whole umbrela thing would be nice to see .... owned by an old lady
 
Old Aug 2, 2007 | 10:31 PM
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AHHAHAH DUDE IM LAUGHING MY *** OFF!!!!!
 
Old Aug 2, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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ORIGINAL: cyberlogicx

Old people kick *** when they aren't driving!
I am loving this post.
 
Old Aug 2, 2007 | 11:34 PM
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lmao that was awesome, old people rock sometimes.
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 01:49 AM
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LMAO!!!
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 09:48 AM
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LOL!

I cant wait till im old so I can get away with saying the things I say now.
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 10:22 AM
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by the way, do not go and google Old Man Kicks *** unless you want to spend the next 45 minutes watching fights. I just got back.
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 10:33 AM
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LMAO. Old people are the sheit.
 



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