I was woken up with the most painful earache of my life this morning, it felt like there was hella liquid behind my eardrum and felt like it was going to burst, I could feel stuff moving around like liquid or something, it felt like it was almost boiling or gurgling, since i have been stuffed up from allergies i figured it might be fluid in ear or some ****, and every once in awhile i would almost convulse from a sharp pain shooting from the inside of my ear...

So i went to the Dr. on campus, guess what, there was a DAMN SPIDER in my ear, and it bit me at the base of my eardrum, WTF!!! so gross...

Now i have antibiotic ear drops so i don't die, hahaha...

but yea, seriously, What the f*ck...

 

wtf damn sorry man

 

It was a zombie spider that wanted to eat your brain.

 

Holy Crap!

Saw a show once with a lady that had a ROACH in her ear! Be glad yours was a spider

Get well and take it easy...

 

yeah i saw one like that too! (it might've been the same one idk)
but the thing (icant member wat it was) actually started eating at the person's brain (or got pretty close i cant member) and they couldnt figure out wat it was till he/she died!!

yeah i know great story huh?? god!!! i have the worst memory!!

 

First effects of swine flu.

 

SPIDER MAN. try to see if you can climb walls and shoot web nows. j/k j/k i hope you feel better man, i got bit by a spider on my neck once and it hurt like a ****. hope you killed that spider

 

spider man would be a dope transformation.

 

wat is??

 

dam very freaky
did it lay any eggs