Well I'm sick, I'm bored, and I'm pissed... My GF is out with her family celebrating pre christmas and having a great time.. I love her family and I miss them all dearly but I'm here at home stuck with some stomach virus of digestive thing that has keptme hostage in the bathroom for the past 2 days. She's out getting me some Pepto Bismol right now so hopefully that will work... DAMM!!!!!! I HATE BEING SICK!!!!! Anyone else ever get diarrhea for more than 2 days???? Ifso, what did you do to get better....

By the way.. I know how this all sounds being posted onan Audi Forum and all. I'm actually lchuckling as I type.... THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY FREIKIN DAY!!!! LOL



Cheers all and Merry CHRISTMAS!!!

 

I have tried this, and it always works. Seriously.

Put four-five teaspoons of instant coffee in a mug, put lots of sugar, and very little hot water. It should look like a syrup. Again, it has to be really thick. Drink it. Half a cupshould do...don't add milk.

Side effects...you might be awake for most part of the night...but then you will be enjoying pizza and watching a video by then. Good luck.

 

Seriously dude???? Come on!!!! I'm desperate and vulnerable!

 

Mate, seriously. I won't joke...at least not about health during the season of festivities. I know it can be very frustrating. It will work. My mom used to give it when I was a kid, as an instant fix..and I still use it. PM me if you are OK.

 

some hot tea also does wonders

 

Yeah... but don't mix AUDIJP98 remedy and mine together. Also, no milk in tea or coffee remedy.

 

My dad was really sick a couple months ago. He had diarrhea for like a week.

He just kept drink hot tatties until he got better. We went through about a half bottle of Crown Royal.

 

sorry its a bit off topic but shouldnt this thread be called "THIS BLOWS OUT MY ***!!!"? lol

 

just rember puke before you **** if you want to flip it if you want to get it down in one flush lol that was nasty

 

LMMFAO!!! do the motion in apr_a4's avvy....then youll be fine