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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
Rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
Make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet

And they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .....
Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile

When you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and
A substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

' Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow'