Haven't seen him in a while. So I figure I'd start a Chuck Norris type thread.

Anything TomRitt can't break is indestructable. Too bad there's nothing he can't break.
TomRitt's tears can cure any engine ailment, too bad he has never cried.
TomRitt can build anything. For less than $50.
TomRitt can swap a 1.8t head blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back.

 

lol, no turbo is big enough for tomritt

 

If it doesnt have a 1.8t in it, no mater what it is, TomRitt will make it fit

 

TomRitt has more torque in his arm than in a chipped and big turbo 1.8.

 

If you're in need of an engine overhaul/rebuild and happen to be stuck in your school parking lot in a terentual downpour, give Tom a call!!

 

https://www.audiforums.com/m_595452/tm.htm

Only if Tom built it. [:-]

 

TomRitt once had a turbo so big.. that when he got it working the force of the air being sucked in caused the winds to shift and created a storm in the gulf of Mexico.. this later became known as Hurricane Katrina. TomRitt has been busy rebuilding engines for those poor victims as a way to say sorry.

 

i got a good one

tomm ritt is so powerful he holds his wrench still and turns the car.

 

tom ritt dosent jack up cars to work on them, he just throws it up in the air and fixes everything before it hits the ground.

 

tom ritt has never had a part fail, they fear dissapointing him.